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Mijas HHH Hareline (Advice for hares below)

We need volunteers - no hares no Hash! If you have a run Please contact Aquasex(610 711 688) or Pussy Galore

 

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Hares: For Down-down beers please use cans not the large bottles and don't use cold beers for the down-downs.

 

Run Day/Date/Time

Hares

Where? Event/Theme
1586 Sun  15th July Rob the Knob    
1587 Sun  22nd July Pussy /Agua   Red Dress Run
1588 Sun  29th July Speedbumps and Sweaty Orifice    
1589 Sun  5th Aug Streaky / Stiff   Pool Run
1590 Sun  12th Aug Pussy / Aqua   Slags in Frog Hall Run
1591 Sun  19th Aug Colonic   Birthday run
1592 Sun  26th Aug Gangbang and speedbumps    
1593 Sun  2nd Sept TBA    
1594 Sun  9th Sept Lilo Lil    
1595 Sun  16th Sept TBA    
1596 Sun  23rd Sept TBA    
1597 Sun  30th Sept TBA    
1598 Sun  7th Oct TBA    
1599 Sun 14th Oct TBA    
1590 Sun  21st Oct TBA    
1591 Sun  28th Oct Flakey   Halloween run
1592 Sun  4th Nov TBA   Terrorist & Titanic
1593 Sun  11th Nov TBA    
1594 Sun  18th Nov TBA    
1595 Sun 25th Nov TBA    
1596 Sun  2nd Dec Seaman Stains    
1597 Sun  9th Dec TBA    
1598 Sun  16th Dec TBA    
1599 Sun  23rd Dec TBA    
1600 Sun 30th Dec TBA    
1601 Sun  6th Jan TBA    
1602 Sun  13th Jan TBA    
1603 Sun 20th Jan TBA    
1604 Sun  27th Jan TBA    
1605 Sun  3rd Feb TBA    
1606 Sun  10th Feb TBA    
1607 Sun  17th Feb TBA    
1608 Sun  24th Feb TBA    
1609 Sun  3rd Mar TBA    
1610 Sun 10th Mar TBA    
1611 Sun 17th Mar TBA    
1612 Sun 24th Mar TBA    
1613 Sun 31th Mar TBA    
1614 Sun 7th Apr TBA    
1615 Sun 14th Apr TBA    
1616 Sun 21st Apr TBA    
1617 Sun 28th Apr TBA    
1618 Sun 5th May TBA    
1619 Sun 12th May TBA    
1620 Sat 18th May TBA   30th Anniversary weekend
1621 Sun 19th May TBA    
1622 Mon 20th May TBA    
1623 Tues 21st May TBA    
1624 Sun 26th May TBA    

Checklist & Advice for Hares.

The Important ingredients.
1. Somewhere to run.
2. Beer & enough ice especially in summer.
3. Crisps.
4. Venue for an ON-ON negotiated previously
5. Hashers.
6. Down-down beer - use cans not bottles.

Points to remember.
It gets dark earlier in Winter.
Also colder & possibly wet.
Put out HHH signs at least 20 mins previous to run & collect them afterwards.
Ensure on-on venue is open before hashers arrive.
Always have a beer stop
Always have beer.
Announce run directions the week before & let web-master know, preferable ,in writing.
If you cannot set your assigned run it is YOUR responsibility to swap with another hare & inform On-Sex well in advance
If you have any problems call a committee member. That way you will be told to piss off diplomatically.

Unless you are an experienced hare set the run with some-one else. At least then you can share the blame with them.
Reccy the run until you are sure it is perfect.
Ensure beer-stop is around halfway round.
The Hash is not a race! The idea of the Hash is to keep slow and fast runners together so that they finish at the same time. This is done by using checks, this slows the fast runners down and allows the slower runners to catch up. Ideally you should have at least 10 checks in a Hash to keep the pack together.

Beer etc.
Take the cooler boxes & any left over stock home with you on the previous hash.
Scrub out cool boxes & wash off /dry spare cans as soon as possible after the run.
Each week minimum stock is:
120 cans of beer

10 litre bottles for down-downs

20 Shandy

20 sin

90 mixed softies

36 small bottles of water

2 big bottles of water for refilling

12 large bags of crisps

Any other items will not be refunded by hash cash but might bring more points!

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To prepare for the  run you will need HHH direction signs, several bags of flour, shredded paper (ask committee member) & possibly chalk. Donīt forget to collect HHH signs & shredded paper at the previous weeks run.

The On.on
The restaurant should be selected for good value for money. The menu of the day should cost 10-15 Euros, normally including 2/3 courses & half bottle of wine. Try to insist on good wine as some of them serve crap.

Meals supplied at hares house are normally exceptionally good & are to be encouraged.


Special runs
If you feel like doing a special run & need to buy extra please ask the committee first or foot the bill yourself.

 

 

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