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(Daffas Tribute page + Funeral pics)     

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IMPORTANT NOTICE FOR DOG OWNERS

 The continued lack of respect by many dog owners for the Hash was raised at this weeks' mis-management committee meeting and the following  was agreed with immediate effect.

If owners bring their dog/s they will not  be allowed near the circle at the beginning of the run or after the run, not even on a lead! They can either be in a vehicle or tied to a vehicle/tree and furthermore during the run a reasonable degree of control should be exercised. The Hash does not have insurance for dogs causing accidents!

Apologies to the innocent canines and their owners.

Fender Bender   Click for tribute page.

Summer Ball 2010

Xmas Hash Party 2010: The alternative Hash bash that even the torrential rain couldn´t spoil  Cranny Faddock´s Pics Doffodildos Pics

MIJAS H3 Down Down Songs(to be memorised)

DON”T GIVE A TRUCK!
Melody - Oh Lord, Won't You Buy Me a Mercedes-Benz

Dear Lord, won't you give me a ride to the beer,
My friends are all drinking, and I'm stuck out here,
I'll ride in a Chevy, a Ford or a truck,
If you drive me there I'll throw in a f…. down, down, down, down . . .
 

THE BEERY BUNCH
Melody - Brady Bunch Theme Song

Here's the story,
Of a thirsty hasher,
Who was running at the back of the pack.
Every bad trail that there was,
Well he found it.
He must have ran for miles!

It's the story,
Of some sacred nectar,
That was chilling with a mind of its own.
It was one beer,
Sitting in the cooler,
Yet it still had no foam.

'Till the circle,
When the hasher met the nectar.
And he knewwww it just couldn't stick around.
That's when his shorts went down around his ankles
And the beer became a down down down down down!
 

CHIM CHIMINEY
Melody - From the Mary Poppins Song

Late one evening, out by the pond
My fairy Godmother went nuts with her wand
She fucked up the words, she was half in the bag
Now the pumpkin’s a sumo who dresses in drag.
Chim Chiminey Chim Chiminey Chim Chim Churee
I’ve got the balls of a rhino, the dick of a flea
Chim Chiminey, Chim Chiminey, Chim Chim Churoo
I can see by your face that she fucked you up too.
I may not have much, but it’s enough to fuck you… So drink it down, down, down . . .

DOES A HASHER?
Melody - Do Your Balls Hang Low?

Does a hasher like to walk,
Does a hasher like to run,
Does a hasher like to be where they're having all the fun?
Can he drink a ton a beer,
While his friends all sing and cheer,
Now your time has come.
So drink it down, down, down . . .

DOWN, DOWN, DOWN YOUR BEER
Melody - Row, Row, Row your Boat

Down Down Down your beer,
To pay for your crime.
Quit complaining about the taste,
There's no sperm in it, this time. Down down down

HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Melody - The Addams Family

Their drinking is compulsive and
Their running is convulsive,
They're morally repulsive,
The Hash House Harriers.

CHORUS:
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da

Their flatulence is rude and
Their genitals protrude when
They're running in the nude in
The Hash House Harriers.

They're always shiggy tracking
From constantly bush-whacking,
Intelligence they're lacking,
The Hash House Harriers.

Da da da da, Down Down, etc . . .

 THE HARE’S PRAYER

God bless the hares, hallowed be there names. Their hash be laid on earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily Beer. And forgive us our sins, as we also forgive those who sin on us. And lead us not unto temptation to Short-Cut; but deliver us to the On-In. For the beer is cold, and the Pack is thirsty, for ever and ever,

Bar-men!.

HER LEFT TIT
Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean

Her left tit hangs down to her belly,
Her right tit hangs down to her knee.
If her left tit did equal her right tit,
She'd get lots of weenie from me.
Drink it down, down, down . . .

HE'S A HASHER, HE'S OKAY
Melody - Lumberjack Song

He's a hasher, he's okay,
Works all day, comes out to play,
Drinks it down without complaint,
Or he wears it well.
Drink it!
Wear it!
Drink it!
Wear it!
etc . . .

HE'S THE MEANEST
Melody - Itself

He's the meanest,
He sucks the horse's penis,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.

All he does is pound it,
Ever since he found it,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
So drink it down, down, down . . .

 

HE WANKS HIS CRANK
Melody – Itself

He wanks his crank in the morning
He wanks his crank in the night
He wanks his crank with his left hand
and he cleans it up with his right.

So drink it down, down, down . . .

HIS ONE-SKIN
Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean

His one skin hangs down to his two skin,
His two skin hangs down to his three,
His three skin hangs down to his foreskin,
His foreskin hangs down to his knee.
Drink it down, down, down . . .

OPTIONAL VERSES:
Roll back, roll back,
Roll back his foreskin for him, for him.
Roll back, roll back,
Please roll back his foreskin for him.

His body lies over the ocean,
His body lies over the sea,
His father lies over his mother,
And that's how they created him.

IF YOU'RE A DRUNKARD
Melody - If You're Happy And You Know It


If you're a drunkard and you know it, raise your glass!
If you're a drunkard and you know it, raise your glass!
If you're a drunkard and you know it,
(slurred)Then your slurring will surely show it.
If you're a drunkard and you know it, raise your glass!

INTERNATIONAL HASH HYMN
Melody - Swing Low, Sweet Chariot
Note: gestures accompany words

I looked over Jordan and what did I see,
Coming for to carry me home,
A band of angels coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home.

CHORUS:
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home,
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.

I'm sometimes up and sometimes down,
Comin' for to carry me home,
But still my soul feels heavenly bound.
Comin' for to carry me home.

If you get there before I do,
Coming for to carry me home,
Tell all my friends that I'm coming too,
Coming for to carry me home.
(repeat with variations: humming and motions only, silence and motions only, double-time)

IT'S A SMALL DICK
Melody - It's a Small World

Well it isn't long and it isn't thick,
It gets hard too slow and it cums too quick,
It gers lost in her twat,
But it's all that he's got,
It's a small, small, dick.

It's a small dick after all,
It's a small dick after all,
Always limp from alcohol,
It's a small, small, dick!

MEET THE HASHERS
Melody - Flintstones Theme

Hashers, meet the hashers,
They're the biggest drunks in history,
From the town of Mijas,

They're the leaders in debauchery.
Half minds, on the piss throughout the year,
Watch them as they down down lots of beer,
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down down,
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down down.

 NO BLOW SONG
Melody - Looney Tunes Theme

You seem somewhat forgetful,
Remind you? Maybe this'll,
Next time you come, don't be so dumb,
Just bring your fucking whistle!

Down, down,down

OUR LAGER
Prayer

Our Lager
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the Beer, The Bitter, and the Lager,
Barmen.

PISS OFF, YA WANK
Melody - Auld Lang Syne

Piss off, ya wank, piss off, ya wank,
Piss off, ya wank, piss off,
Piss off, ya wank, piss off, ya wank,
Piss off, ya wank, piss off.

COLONIC MY OLD FRIEND
Melody - Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel

Hello COL-ON-IC  my old friend,
I've got you up my ass again.
Well, you know you make my asshole itch.
These oozing sores are such fukin  bitch.
And the words of the doctor did chill my aching bones
now just sex alone,

This is the sound………….. of piles! So drink it down, down, down . .

RING AROUND THE ROSIE
Melody - Ring Around the Rosie

Ring around the rosie;
A pocket full of posies;
You fucked-up;
You fucked-up;
Now drink it down, drink it down, down, down . . .

SALUTATIONS
Chant

We call upon __________
To give us a song.
So sing, you fucker, sing!
And if you don't sing
You can show us your bits.
We don't want to see your moldy old bits!
So sing, you fucker, SING!

THEY OUGHT TO BE PUBLICLY PISSED ON

Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean

They ought to be publicly pissed on,
They ought to be publicly shot,
They ought to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot,
Drink it down, down, down . . .

THIS IS YOUR DOWN-DOWN SONG
Melody - Ta-Rah-Rah-Boom Te-Aay

This is your Down-Down song,
It isn't very long. . . . So drink it down, down, down . . .

VIRGIN SERENADE
Melody - Ball of Ballyknure

Four and twenty (or however many there are) virgins,
Came out to this old hash,
And when the hash was over,
There were four and twenty less.

CHORUS:
Singing, balls to your partner,
Arse against the wall.
If ye canna get laid at this old hash
Ye'll never get laid at all.

OPTIONAL VERSES:
This fine young virgin SHE was there,
She had drank a bit too much,
Showing us her titties,
But sayin' we couldna touch.

This cocky virgin HE was there,
Drinking Old Milwaukee's Best,
Showing the girls his tiny dick,
The girls they weren't impressed.

This other virgin SHE was there,
Talkin' 'bout givin' head,
But when it came to swallowin',
She would spit instead.

This other virgin HE was there,
Askin' 'bout toe sucks,
The harriettes frowned and then they said,
"What do you want for three bucks?"

The other virgin SHE was there,
Givin' us all a great view,
While dancing on the table,
She said she'd do the crew.

This other virgin HE was there,
Getting drunk as he could be,
And by the time the circle broke up,
He'd pissed a gallon of pee.

This fine young virgin SHE was there,
With legs all firm and tan,
Her shorts rode up her ass so tight,
They squeaked whenever she ran.

WE'RE HERE BECAUSE . . .
Melody - Auld Lang Syne

We're here because there’s Beer,
Because there’s Beer,
Because there’s Beer,
We're here because there’s Beer,
Because there’s Beer,
Because there’s Beer. . . So drink it down, down, down . . .

WE'VE GOT VIRGINS
Melody - Frere Jacques

 We've got virgins, We've got virgins,
At our hash, At our hash,
Gonna get'em drunked up, Gonna get'em fucked up,
Down the hatch, Up the ass,
So drink it down, down, down . . .

WHY ARE WE WAITING?
Melody - Come Let Us Adore Him

Why are we waiting,
Could be fornicating (masturbating, etc),
Oh, why are we waiting,
So fucking long, etc . . . So drink it down, down, down . . .

WHY WAS HE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL?
Melody - Itself

Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He's no fuckin' use to anyone,
He's no bloody use at all.
So drink it down, down, down . . .

WHY WAS SHE BORN A BITCH?
Melody - 1st verse: Itself
2nd verse: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean

Why was she born so beautiful?
Why was she born a bitch?
She's no bloody use to anyone,
She's only got one tit.
So drink it down, down, down . .

YOU ARE OUR (GM, RA, Hash Flash, whoever!)
Melody - You Are My Sunshine

You are our _______, our only ______,
You make us happy when skies are bleak.
You'll never know you twat, how much we hate                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            you, Please stop coming to the Hash every week.
Drink it down, down, down . . .

 Posted 31st Oct
Sailors Needed
Please contact Jacqueline ( Pussy Galore)
Anyone that would like to visit Barry (Two Pies) in Antigua and have a sailing trip at the same time, sailing date around the 10th December depending on the prevailing winds..
Fly out to Trinidad help my Uncle sail his boat up to Antigua and then fly back from there..
Yacht sleeps 8..
Doggy Hash - October 3rd

Daffodildos Photos

Posted 20th Sept  - Summer Ball 2010

Summer Ball 2010-Letteke´s Photos

Posted 20th August 2010 - Barry and Kath´s Wedding

Posted 20th July 2010

Posted 30th June 2010

Your committee has decided that the Mijas H3 should have more environmental awareness especially with regard to the provision of water on hash runs.  In the summer months our consumption of water in small plastic bottles can be in excess of 120 bottles on a hash day and this is considered both wasteful and non eco friendly due to plastic not being bio degradable.

 We are currently resourcing suitable containers in order that hashers may bring their own water to the runs, when these are available the current practice of providing water in small bottles will be phased out. However water will still be available for top up from larger containers and a few small bottles will be available for visitors.

 We trust you will fully understand our reasoning and you will support this decision accordingly.

Posted 13th April 2010

CBS News video of the hash More photos of the 20th anniversary Friday night at The Bell & Bottle Posted July 2009 - From HMV The following may be of interest to all you Music Lovers out there. Go on to YOU TUBE then put in paydirt productions pubs and clubs You will then see a nice funky Video of a Band i used to play with in the U.K. The band is called HIREM/FIREM . We mainly played Blues,foot tapping,mind blowing after a few jars stuff. Hope you like it. Hang Loose Rock On The old Rocker Bruce  {H.M.V.} Posted July 2009 - US military don't like the Hash!! Report recommends making Hash events off-limits to troops By David Allen, Stars and Stripes Pacific edition, Saturday, March 6, 2004 CAMP FOSTER, Okinawa — The president of Okinawa’s Armed Forces Disciplinary Board has issued a report charging a local running club with behavior violating the Uniform Code of Military Justice and detrimental to relations between the U.S. military and Japan. In his letter to U.S. military commands on Okinawa, Marine Col. Richard C. Dunn recommended they consider prohibiting participation in Okinawa Hash, or OH3, which advertises itself as a “drinking club with a running problem.” The disciplinary board can place areas or establishments off limits; since the club is neither, Dunn can only make recommendations to local commanders. However, he added, for that same reason, individual commands may bar the running club without awaiting further disciplinary board action. The report, which was obtained by Stars and Stripes and verified by Marine officials, comes in the wake of a lieutenant’s dismissal from the Marine Corps for conduct unbecoming an officer. He was found guilty of adultery, nude running and swimming in public, and inappropriate fraternization with enlisted in Hash-related runs and events. A Marine public affairs officer said Dunn’s letter was to “assist commanders in effectively ensuring that all members of our military community on Okinawa abide by their respective service’s core values and that we proudly represent our nation as true ambassadors while stationed in a foreign country.” Dunn’s letter was a follow-up to the disciplinary board’s Feb. 11 report on the Okinawa Hash. The report indicated the running club’s events, and participation and membership in the club, “adversely affect the welfare and good order and discipline of members of the Armed Forces.” Dunn noted that “adverse conduct during and after OH3 events includes violations of the Uniform Code of Military Justice, violations of Japanese laws, violations of each service’s traditions, customs, and courtesies, and conduct that is detrimental to our relationship with the host nation. “Many of the members of OH3 participate in underground Hash runs (UGH runs) in which the participants run naked,” he wrote. “After OH3 events, many participants, including officers and enlisted members of various ranks, overindulge in the consumption of alcoholic beverages at parties and campouts.” Dunn said conduct after the runs included indecent exposure and indecent acts, “most notably the touching of genitalia in public and the performance of mock sex acts.” He also said the club’s members assign each other nicknames that are “normally overtly sexually suggestive.” “The atmosphere created in OH3 is fraught with fraternization whereby the members do not respect the differences between ranks,” his report stated. Dunn wrote that the club inappropriately listed members on its Web site by their Hash nicknames and e-mail addresses, many of which were from official military e-mail accounts. “The official e-mail addresses listed along with the sexually suggestive nicknames … tend to portray the military organizations in an unacceptable manner,” Dunn reported. The information, with what the Marine colonel described as “sexually suggestive” photos, later were removed from the Web site. Overall, though, the Okinawa Hash has resisted opportunities to change, Dunn said. “Recent statements of the OH3 members at various administrative and judicial hearings indicate they fail to accept that the conduct in question is unacceptable,” Dunn wrote. Two enlisted Marines, one a former club president, or “Hash Master,” were reprimanded at “competency review boards” in the past month for their participation in the Okinawa Hash. Marine officials declined to discuss the hearings. “These are administrative procedures that are not releasable to the public in order to protect the privacy of the servicemember,” said 1st Lt. A.G. Eskalis, a Marine public affairs officer. Members of the Okinawa Hash claim they’re being singled out for the bad conduct of just a few members. “It’s gotten crazy,” said a Navy chief and former Hash Master. “One of our members was chastised by his command because of a Halloween photo we had up on the Web site. He was dressed as a woman, so they were asking him if he was a transsexual or gay. It was Halloween.” “Other people are being ordered by their commands not to take part in the runs, as if we do anything other social clubs don’t,” the chief told Stripes on the condition of anonymity. “Is anybody looking at the Masons? Or the base rugby teams? What we do at the hash is all tongue-in-cheek and a lot of fun. They’re trying to make us out to be some kind of drunken swingers club.” Dunn stated the type of conduct he found in the Okinawa Hash was unacceptable for servicemembers involved with any private organizations, “especially when doing so presents a potential embarrassment to the United States in a foreign country.” “For these reasons, the AFDCB recommends that each component commander on Okinawa take appropriate measures to ensure membership and participation in private organizations such as OH3 is consistent with the conduct expected of our service members,” he wrote. “Such measures might include an appropriate order prohibiting membership,” he stated.

Posted May 2009 - The New Mis-management

GM - Dipper

Asst GM - Mummies Boy
G Mattress - Stiff
RA - Flakey
Archdickone - Colonic
Archdicktwo - Eggshell Blond
Hash Cash - Golden Cascade
Asst Cash - Kindergarten Cop
On Sex - Veuve Clitot
Asst Sex - Streaky
Hash Flash - Karma
Webmaster - Dogsy
Haberdashery - Gobbi
Haremeister - Fender
Committee Members - Lilo,Shaggy,Hobble

Posted April 2009 - The Moroccan Experience

Run no. 1 – Joining Rabat Hash

 The Run started in the woods and went to the sea front. It continued along the beach and roads of the sea front. A profound cock-up … the Hares had set too long a run with few checks and splits and so the pack became totally spread out. Only a few reached the original, distant beer stop and so a second, less distant stop was hastily set up. The On In was a long and boring walk back along the busy main road. To the surprise of the Mijas hashers the Run was awarded a majority thumbs up (they Rabat system of judgement). Thereafter in the guise of R A Batman (ie dressed as Batman) our own Colonic Irrigation gave various Mijas Harriers down, downs, followed by the RA from the Rabat Hash.

In the evening was the Hash Ball which was an outstanding event, with the most incredible dance music. It would appear that all Moroccans can dance! The Rabat Hashers are clearly a crazy bunch with guys running and jumping onto rows of sitting girls (landing on theirs laps) and later landing on standing lines of pairs holding hands.

 Run no.2 – from Gite Aiss, near Mrirt, sounth of Fez

 An enthusiastic Hares, Septic Scrotum got up at 6.00 to set the Run. We set off in brilliant sunshine ascending a hill which from the summit gave great views of the surrounding plain and hills. A fascinating discovery was made on the way up – Willy Wankers Willy Warmer found a small tortoise among the scree. She immediately decided to keep it and it subsequently returned home with us – though smuggling it by the sniffer dogs at the border was a close run thing! The circle followed and included a payer to the dirty knickers (Gang Bangs actual knickers hanging on the window shutters) led by Colonic. The tortoise was thereafter christened “Casa Wanker”!

 

 

Posted Oct 1st 2008

On Wednesday, some of us who owned raincoats, donated, on behalf of the Mijas Hash, almost a tonne of dog food, which will last them for a month and will allow them to concentrate on vetenary care and so forth. There are more pictures on www.sos-animals.org

On On
Fender Bender.

 

Current status of MijasH3 fund raising and dispersal

                                                                             Raised                        Paid                 Balance

i. 2005 Summer Ball for Aprona                           €1,930                            €1,930              €0

ii. 2006 Tamisa Hotel for Aprona                         €3,505.70                       €2,500              €1,005.70

iii.2006 Charity walk for Pads/Aprona                 €1,326                            €1,326              €0

iv.2007 Tamisa Hotel for Africa                            €3,285                            €1,600              €1685

 

                        TOTALS                                     €1046.70                       €7,356               €2,690.70

 

v. Sept 2008 paid to Cudeca                                                                     €1,000                €1,690.70

vi.Sept 2008 paid to Adimi                                                                        €1,000                  €690.70

 

Oct 2008 Mijas to donate €500 to the animal charity SOS 

• Aprona is a childrens charity in Estepona
• Pads is an animal care charity in Fuengirola
• Africa charity is to support a school in Mombasa,Kenya, charity run by Mijas hashers Maureen and Aubrey
• Cudeca is a Spanish cancer charity
• Adimi is a disabled childrens charity operating in Mijas area
• SOS is an animal charity in Alhaurin
• ___________________________________________________________________________________

Posted Oct 1st

Aubrey & Maureen

We would like to say thank you for taking part & sponsoring the tombola at the H H H Summer Ball .We raised 285 euros which willgo together with the other money we have raised doing car boot sales twice a week , a Valantines Ball ,our own Summer Ball Dominoe Drives Horse Trecking, and other various themes.

Together we have raised nearly 10,000 euros which will all go ( nothing taken out ) to Kenya (Mombassa ) on Oct. 6th where it will be put in a bank account and go towards building the school,we started with 50 children 2 years ago and now it has got to 350 so there is plenty to do. Anyway Thank you all again

 

Mindy & S.& M

____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Posted Oct 1st

A week ago we (Gm, Ass Gm and Myself) presented a cheque to the charity Adimi for 1000€ at the Mijas Town Hall and as you can see by the photos, the local spanish tv 3,40 were there and we gave a small interview and it has already been televised . It was quite good, also we are in the local mijas newspaper

Hope you dont mind putting these pictures of us on the net in our 5 minutes of fame and glory.

Golden Cascade reporting from Mijas.

 

 

 

2 Pies - September 2008

 
* Mijas H3 have donated a further €1,000 from their charity fund to IDIMI, a Mijas based charity supporting disabled children in the area
 
*At the recent Mijas End of Summer Ball, Mindy and Maureen raised €285 towards their charity to assist a childrens school in Mombasa, Kenya
 
(We took photos of the Idimi presentation which we will forward to you - and we also apeared on the local television)
 

Sept 2008 - Mijas HHH donates 1000€ to Cudeca

 

New Committee Members May 2008

GM                                          Knockout `two pies`Neptune

Assist GM                               Spermaid

RA                                          Colonic Irrigation

Archdickin                              Dipper

On Sex                                    Stiff Fanny

Assist on sex                           Willy wankers willy warmer

Hash Cash                               Golden Cascade

Assist hash cash                      Willy Wanka

Haremeister                             Flakey

Haberdasher                            Gobbichov

Assistants                                Gobble Gobble / Putitin

Hash Flash                              Aphrodisiac

Assist hash flash                     Karma Chameleon

Hash Piss                                 Swiss Roll

Members without portfolio     Fender bender

                                                Cradle snatcher

                                                Dumb arse

Webmaster                              Dogsy

 

Mork & Mindy´s Charity Appeal.

Household & car boot type articles required urgently for a school in Mombassa.

 

Please telephone

Aubrey (Mindy) or Maurenn (S&M)

952 596 649

600 413 371

600 413 379

or Bring items to the hash.

 

 

AGM – 21 May 2007

 

The new Committee for 2007-2008 is as follows :-

 

GM – Flakey

AGM – Stiff Fanny

RA – Dipper

Arch Dicken – Septic Scrotum

Choirboy – Trailer Trash

Hash Cash – Willy Wanker

Asst Hash Cash – Hash Cash

On Sec – Big Bitch

Web – Dogs Bollocks

Haberdasher – Gobichov

Asst Haberdasher – Streaky

HAreline – Knockout Neptune

Hash Flash – Streak of Piss

Asst Hash Flash – Golden Cascade

Some New pics from Flanny Lip Sucker.
(Checkout that Arse!!!)

Xmas Party

Excellent choice of venue. Good food, hash acts & caberet.

Mijas to Alhaurin Walk 13th November.

Around 25 walkers gathered for the walk leaving from Mirador above Mijas for a 10:30 start.

4 hours later everyone turned up at Venta los morenos looking incredibly tired & cursing Mummy´s boy. Not sure what happened on the walk as I took the sensible option of Transport - pictures look nice though.

 Dogsy.

Ball Pictures going into HI magazine.
 

NEWS ITEM Posted 4th August
The Saudi Harriettes on their first run.

NEWS ITEM Posted 10th July

El Pulpo leaves Spain

NEWS ITEM Posted 28th June

16-18 March 2007 Pan Africa Hash, Maputo, Mozambique Flakey organizing MH3 trip plus 1st Port Elizabeth Run – more details to follow JULY 2007

NEWS ITEM Posted 18th May

AGM  6.0.p.m. Monday 15 May 2006

 Attendees:

 Flakey, Golden Cascade, Karma Chrmeleon, Stiff Fanny, Bendover, Mummy’s Boy, Limp Toed Sloth, Willy Wanker,Willy Wanker’s Willy Warmer, Lilo Lil, Spitoon, Dogs Bollox

 Latecomers: Knockout Neptune, Hash Cash, Big Bitch.

 Apologies: Perv, Dipper, Gorbichov

 The new committee for 2006/2007 were proposed and seconded.  They are:

 Grand Master                           Mummy’s Boy

 Joint Grand Mattresses              Golden Cascade,  Stiff Fanny

 Religious Advisor                       Flakey

 Arch Dicken                                Limp Toed Sloth

 Choirboy                                    Dipper

 Hash Cash                                  Willy Wanker

 Assist Hash Cash                        Hash Cash 

On Secretary                                 Big Bitch

 Web Master                                  Dogs Bollox

 Assist Web Master                       Egg Shell Blond

 Hash Haberdashery                       Gorbichov

 Assist Hash Habadashery              Karma Karmelian

 Hare Meister/Hare Line                Willy Wanker’s Willy Warmer

 Hash Flash                                     Golden Cascade

 Assist Hash Flash                            Lilo Lil

 Additional Committee:                    Spittoon             

                                                        Stiff Fanny’s Dick

     Knock Out Neptune