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Mijas Hash House Harriers.
The new committee would like to thank all previous committee members for their hard work in keeping the Mijas H3 going and, about to meet the milestone of 30 years of hashing with our Anniversary Bash in May 2019.
To make this year even more special the committee would like to improve the help to all hashers to make this year are best yet. Below is a list of ideas we would like to put forward which we hope will give hashers more incentive to get out there and find some great runs and On On locations.
Hares, should you wish to have funds “Up front” before setting the runs please get with hash cash and they will make money available and final payment will be adjusted when the hare’s receipts are submitted.
Hashers wishing to set a special run: Birthday, anniversary, wedding or divorce, hash funds will be available on case by case basis up to 50 euro.
Hashers wishing to do away weekend Hash or would like a coach for an “A” to “B” run just let us know and we will assist in all we can, also financially.
Hashers to think on new Run locations and for on on ons consider, BBQ, picnics, the beach, private homes.
Mijas H3 will have a “Social calendar”, for engagements outside of Hashing, Tapas nights, Theatre, Cinema, parties, this will only be on Face book contacts group (Join up !!)
Hash signs (H-H-H) and trail marking “Splogger” >>>> will be made available for hares that would like to borrow and return to the GM, please return them back to the GM. Failure to be returned signs or splogger will be dealt within the circle. “H-H-H” signs for runs have worked for nearly 30 years, with the hares directions and where the “H-H-H signs start plus the added technology of Google maps and Co-ordinates even Stevie Wonder should find the run sites.
If you have any other ideas (Within Hash traditions) please come forward and let us know.
Let’s keep having fun and Keep Mijas H3 the best little hash in the world.
On On your Committee.
Commitee 2018
GM – Flakey
Asst GM - Kinder
RA – Colonic
Arch Dickon – Justin
Hash Cash – Sweet and Low
Cash Assist – Streaky
Hareline – Aqua and Pussy
Hon Sex - Desparate Dan
Haberdashery – Stiffany
Haberdashery assist - Appy Ending
Webmeister – Dogs Bollocks
Hash Flash – Semen Stains
Choir boy - Justin and Pussy
Piss Porer -Swiss Roll
Dog's Body - Knuckle
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HASH COMMITTEE MEETING
MONDAY 16 OCTOBER 2017
Attendees Pussy Galore, Streaky, Desperate Dan, Stiffanny, Flakey, 5 Knuckle Shuffle, Aquasex, Sweet and Low, Megasorearse, Community Chest
Minutes of the previous meeting were approved (by default)
1. Hash Cash reported that we have
Deposit a/c €3,500
Current a/c €1,082.74
Cash €287.25
Aeroflaps is still owed €20.90
Action – PG to get refund to Aeroflaps
2. Hareline
Action – Hares needed for 12 Nov 2017
Action – Dogsy to update hareline on the website
3. Haberdashery
Stock (including discount items) €796
Cash in hand €246.
Action – Community Chest to supply old T-shirts as table prizes at Christmas Ball
Action – Stiffanny to provide unwanted T-Shirts as remaining table prizes
4. Halloween Run
This will be on Sunday 29 October 2017 at the caves in Ojen and is being organised by Just Say When and Community Chest
Action – Just Say When to update us
5. Christmas Ball (previous minutes shown for reference)
On Friday 8 December 2017 at El Chaparral.
Cost of €35 per person to cover aperitifs, 3 course meal, cava, music and a private function room. This is a black tie event.
There will also be an awards ceremony
New Hashers - Nominations
Men -
Rob the Knob
Back, Sack, and Crack
No Name Roger
Bleeding Bush
Women -
Sandpaper Sally
Titanic
Moroccan Mule
No Name Margarita
Most Runs Set
Pussy 6 Stiffanny 7 y Just Say When 8
Best Run - Nominations
Pool
AGM
Campout
Hash Shit
Currently, Dogsy and Up Your Bum
Best On On - Nominations
Wedding Hash (Pizzas and salad in the picnic area)
Campout (sandwiches)
Worst On On - Nominations
Aquasex (Paella after galgos hash)
Action – Stiffanny and Streaky to buy trophies
Action – Volunteers required to perform Hash acts. Yogi has been volunteered as one of the acts
Action – Stiffanny to provide Streaky with wording of ‘12 days of Christmas’
6. weekly Awards ie Dick of the week etc
Action – Stiffanny and Streaky to source the awards New Horn toilet seat..
7. Website
Calendar page to be added to website, in order to provide a clearer communication of events. Additional updates to the site to be made as necessary.
Action – Desperate Dan and 5 Knuckle Shuffle to effect the changes.
Action – Dogsy to add ‘2019’ to the date for the 30th anniversary notification
8. Red Dress Run
This has raised in excess of €2,750
Action – photos need to be provided to Aquasex, who will then arrange for some publicity.
9. Publishing of Minutes
The committee has decided that the minutes of these meetings shall no longer be published on either the website or the Facebook page. They shall only be distributed to committee members.
10. Campout 2018
This will be at Sierra del Pozo, the weekend of 8th to 10th June.
11. AOB
2018 AGM run 2018 will be at Benahavis on the weekend of 12th to 13th May
Next Meeting - Monday 6 Nov 2017 at 1900, at the Herradura
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Mijas Hash House Harriers
Officers` Meeting 4 Sept 2017
At Cortijo La Herradura
Present – GM Pussy Galore , RA Flakey, Hash Cash Streaky, assist Hash Cash Sweet and Low, Haberdashery Community Chest, Hareline Aqua Sex, Hon Sex Kinder, Choir Boy Megasuararse, Mummies Boy, Just Say When, Stiffany, Desparate Dan
Apologies – Dogs Bollocks, Five Knuckle Shuffle, Lee Marvin
1 Hash Cash – 330.60 euros in cash box (some money has been banked)
bank account 1082.74 on deposit
Action Point (Hash Cash) - 20.90 euros to be returned to Aero Flaps (this carried over from last meeting)
2 Hareline – All runs booked up to 5 Nov … hares required for this date
3 Haberdashery – only 2 items sold since last meeting
badges – (Streaky) we currently have all that is required
4 End of Summer Ball 15 Sept – 40 people have so far registered to attend
5 Red Dress Run – two possible logo's for T-shirt passed to GM from Aqua Sex
30 registered so far
Action Point – to check websites where we have advertised to check for responses
6 Halloween Run 29 Oct – hares asked and were granted 15 euro for cocktails
(hares - Just Say When and Community Chest)
Action Point - (GM) contact Linda, manage of possible hotel for on on
7 Xmas Ball -(Streaky) booked and now waiting for people to sign up
AOB
a Flakey – complained about morning runs “it's not hashing, you can't have a drink”
Streaky commented that attendance tended to be the same
b Hares for Back to School run asked for, and were granted, 15 euro for lollipops
c Website – (Henry/Desperate Dan) can website be updated
ie could there be a calendar page be added to make it clearer about upcoming events
(Dogsy had already been contacted and was in agreement)
d Facebook – GM requested/suggested that people wishing to become members of the Facebook group, fill a simple questionnaire (kennel, hash name, have they ever hashed before)
to prevent random people who aren't hashers from joining
e Next meeting – 16 October
Mijas Hash House
Harriers
Officers`
Meeting 7 Aug 2017
At Cortijo La
Herradura
Present – GM Pussy Galore , Hash Cash Streaky, assist Hash Cash
Sweet and Low, Haberdashery Community Chest, Hareline Aqua Sex, Hon
Sex Kinder, Web Site Dogsy, Five Knuckle Shuffle, Lee Marvin,
Mummies Boy, Just Say When
Apologies – Megasaurarse, Flakey, Stiffany
1
Hash Cash – 585.60 euros in cash box - bank account 875 on
deposit - 3600 savings account
two payments received for “End of Summer Ball”
Action Point
1- Stiffany to return
outstanding monies from Camping Out to Hash Cash (done)
Action Point 2 - 20.90
euros to be returned to Aero Flaps
Action Point 3 - to
return run fees to hares for Camping Weekend (done)
ABC run has been granted 15 euros pre-money
2
Hareline – Hares required for 20 Aug (Jut Say When
volunteered in the meeting!) 27 Aug and 10 Sept still vacant
Action
Point – Sweet and Low to pin
this info on Facebook site
Action Point 2 Alan to update website
3
Haberdashery – 880 euros in stock, 204 cash in hand
137 paid out for Camp Out badges
Action Point – run
number badges to be organised by Pussy and Streaky
4
End of Summer Ball 15 Sept
Action Point – Sweet
and Low to to also pin this on Facebook
5
Red Dress Run – 10 charity run since 2005
poster created by Alexis (son of Dogsy)
Action Point – to
promote the event … Sweet and Low to inform and send out poster to
groups known to her and also to pin on Facebook
6
Halloween Run 29 Oct – hares Just Say When and Community
Chest – this info to be updated on website
7
Pussy – can people please clean the boxes when they
take them before a run, especially sorting out rusty, old cans
AOB
a Rota Running of the Bulls 16 Sept (morning after Summer
Ball) – coach leaving St
Anthony's mid day ish, 3 places left.. exact time will be confirmed
as has now been changed
Action – to announce
in circle
b Mummies Boy – where is fist aid kit – response Streaky has
it
Suggestion – can a list be drawn up of people with appropriate
experience
c Next meeting - 4 September
MINUTES OF HASH COMMITTEE MEETING
MONDAY 03 JULY 2017
HERRADURA RESTAURANT
Apologies Streaky, Kindergarten Cop, Stiff Fanny, Sir Flakey, 5 Knuckle Shuffle
Attendees Pussy Galore, Desperate Dan, Dogsy , Megasaurarse, Community Chest, Sweet and Low, Streaky, Aquasex
MIA Up Your Bum, Semen Stains, Just Say When, Mummy’s Boy, Aeroflaps
Minutes of the previous meeting were approved (by default)
1. Hash Cash reported that we have
Deposit a/c €3,500
Current a/c €857.74
Cash €467.80
€60 given to Stiff Fanny to cover cost of printing Euro Hash flyers
Streaky is maintaining a separate spreadsheet to monitor the Euro Hash expenses
The camp out weekend is expected to just about break-even. The private room, provided for our use, extra cost €45
Action – Stiff Fanny to return all remaining (camp out) money to Sweet and Low, together with all of the related bills.
NB - As a permanent, ongoing policy, anyone authorised to raise expenses on
behalf of Mijas H3 must retain all receipts etc and provide these to Hash
Cash.
2. Hareline has hares up to 13 August.
Action – Volunteers needed to hare on 20 August and 10 September
Aquasex has planned another Galgos (greyhound) run for 3 September. But relax, the
food will be barbecue or picnic …….. no paella this time!
3. Haberdashery has stock (including discount items) of €813 and cash in hand of €240. She is up-to-date with payments for badges and embroidery.
4. ABC (Anything but clothes) run will be on 13 August.
Action - Everyone needs to get thinking about something imaginative to wear!!
5. End of Summer Ball
To be held on 15 September 2017 with the theme of ‘Space’. This can be anything space-related e.g. spaced-out, Star Wars, Lost in Space etc.
Venue is Valparaiso restaurant and the cost is €35 per person, to cover cocktails, and the meal
The start time is 1930 for 2000.
The money needs to start coming in from attendees.
Action – Hash Cash to raise awareness of the event at the next circle
Action – Everyone to start thinking about a costume and no, smoking a joint just before walking in, doesn't count as ‘spaced-out’! You know who you are!
6. Red Dress Run
There is a separate committee handling this.
Action - Aquasex to ask Speeds Bumps to create a Spanish version of the poster
7. Halloween Run
This will be on Sunday 29 October 2017 at the caves in Ojen and is being organised by Just Say When and Community Chest
8. Christmas Ball (previous minutes shown for reference)
On Friday 8 December 2017 at El Chaparral.
Cost of €35 per person to cover aperitifs, 3 course meal, cava, music and a private function room.
There will also be an awards ceremony.
9. AOB
Euro Hash
There is a separate committee for this
Stiff Fanny and Sir Flaky are on their way to Vienna to make our bid for Mijas H3 to
host the Euro Hash in 2019
Action - 5 Knuckle Shuffle agreed to investigate the feasibility of using the existing
web site, rather than creating something from scratch.
Pool Party – 16th July. It is planned that there will be 4 pools involved in this run.
Hash Cash was authorised to an increase in the budget to €20 from the club account,
to cover the cost of cocktails.
Action - To make the budget go further, it would be appreciated if any hashers that
have any unwanted alcohol – and that's probably the only time in history that such a
sentence has been written!! – could kindly donate it to Streaky, who has promised to
store it for the pool run, and not to drink it, herself.
Euro Hash Flyers – There are a significant number of mistakes in the flyer printed for
advertising the Euro Hash. Unfortunately, 600 have already been printed and it's too
late to produce replacements.
Behaviour of Hash Member - The abusive behaviour of ‘Any Cock ‘L’ Do’ at the 2nd
July on on, offended other members of the Mijas H3 and embarrassed us in front of
visiting hashers, other customers, as well as owners of the restaurant. For this reason, the committee decided that this hasher will no longer be welcome at any future on on’s or other social events.
Next Meeting - Monday 7th August 2017 at 1900 at Herradura Restaurant
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Committee Meeting 24th January 2017
Present:- Pussy Galore GM Sir Flakey, Just Say When, Mummies Boy, Willy Wanker, Aqua Sex, Sticky Tart, Lee Marvin, Dogsey, Mega Sore Arse.
Apologies Community Chest, Golden Cascade, Kinder Garden Cop.
1.Hash Cash
Bank €1545.89
Deposit €3500.00
Cash Box €142.98
2. Haberdashery
In Stock €402.00
Socks €192.00
Sale €192.00
Cash €122.05
€200 waiting IZZY received with thanks
Badges to be ordered by GM
20x 25 & 50 Runs,
10x 150 & 200 & 400 Runs
5 x 700 & 750 Runs
200 runs badge for Gang Bang
3. Valentine’s Ski Run Weekend
10th- 13th February 2017 (14 Going) Hare Mummies boy
4. Javier weekend 17th to 19th
5. Hare Line
29th January M S A Sir Flakey, Stiffanny
5th February Up your Bum and Dogsey
12th February Shaggy and Yogi
14th May A G M Run Pussy Galore and Mummies Boy
25th June Camp Out Sir Flakey and Stiffanny
4 Red Dress Run 6th 7th 8th October in aid of Golgoes Animal Welfare
Hares Aqua Sex,
Possible Tennis Tournament at Darrell’s Tennis Academy
Posters to be organised by S&L
Raffle Prizes sorted, Goody bag
This year s Red Dress Run will be solely organised by Mijas
Next meeting Tuesday 28thFebruary
Mijas H3 Mismanagement 2016- 2017
Committee Meeting December 28th 2016
Present:-
Jacqueline, Letteke, Terry, Frank, Stephanie, Henrietta, Kim, Clive
Apologies:-
Glynn, Tracey, Cees, Alan
1. Hash Cash
Cash in box €165.80
On deposit €3500.00
Bank €1545.89
100 Run badge Stitched up
200 Run badges and 20 euros for present for Yogi, Shagadelic, Justin
300 Run badges 30 euros for present Gang bang, Sweet and low.
2. Haberdashery
Stocktake to be done
Need to order more stock
Meeting this coming Tuesday 3rd Jan at Jacquelines office with Terry and Kim to look at stock requirements etc.
Isi €200 Haberdashery need it back
3. Hare Line
1st January New Years Day Shagadelic
8th January Colonic “Rememberence Day” Flakey to create a collage of past hashers.
15th January Jerry Can, Sweet and low
22nd January
29th January “Chinese New Year Run” Sir Flakey and Siffany.
A G M Run 14th May Pussy Galore; Mummies Boy ?.
Henrietta to produce a Hare Line calendar for the whole year for runs, identifying
Hares, themed runs etc. This will give all hashers the opportunity to put forward their name and time to plan their prospective run.
4. AOB
Sir Flakey Summer Camp possibly San Roque June 18th
Next meeting Tuesday24th January 7.00pm normal venue.
Hash Committee Meeting 25th October 2016
1. GM:- Jacqueline
Present:- Izzy, Alan, Kim, Letteke, Clive
Apologies:- Flakey, Justin, UYB, Roxana, Streaky, Glyn.
2.Hash Cash
Cash €274.50
Bank €1723.15
Deposit €3500.00
(Profit from May this year €200.00)
€1230.00 Given from payments for Red dress Run
€75.00 From badge sales RDR
€1283.86 From tins on the day
Total raised for children’s home €2588.86
3.Haberdashery
€300.00 in purse
€70.00 loss from badges
Sweat shirts for 200 runs sticky tart still waiting
Quick sand and aphrodisiac still waiting for their own clothes back
Jose to be sorted by Pussy regarding 1500 run badges.
Gang Plank 397 runs needs item for his 400th Run = €40.00
4.Hare Line
6th November Egg Shell Blond and Pussy galore
13th November Big Mac
20th Pussy Galore and Tim No Name
27th Gang bang and Pepper Grinder
5.New Members
Only Admin can add “New members “ to Face Book. Needs to be tightened up.
WhatsApp group to agree “New membership”
If people need information on the Hash they need to visit the Hash web site, not the Face Book Page.
6. 1500 Run and Christmas Ball
Saturday :- 17th December 2016 (1499 Run)
Hare:- Just Say When
Time of run:- 12/13.00 aprrox
Venue:- Close to Puerto de sol Hotel
Christmas Themed 1500 Ball to be at the Valparaiso. 7.30 Canapes for 8pm
Sunday 18th December 2016-10-27 (1500 Run)
Hare:- Flakey
Time:- 3.00 pm
Venue:- Hotel
(In the Minutes from a previous committee meeting
it had been agreed that those Hashers who had attended over ten runs
this year would benefit from a discount for the meal)
sweet and Low organising poster with Ideas for dress code
Price per head €35.00 (€10.00 discount for regular hashers 10 or more runs this year)
Prizes t be awarded for :
A. Best run of the year
B. Best New comer
C. Hash Shit of the year
D. Most Hared
E. Get a Life Award
F. Best fancy dress
7. Rota Santa Run 3rd December
8.
Christmas Day Run still open
NYD Run also open
9. Javea/ Costa Blanca Run
17th to 19th February 2017 Alicante and Valencia
IZZy to put on Mijas website (To be Announced in the Circle)
10.Next Committee Meeting
Just for a change as some committee members such as Just in and Kinder Garden Cop have asked for the meeting to be on a different day so they can attend, so the next committee meeting will be at the same venue on Saturday 26th November at 12.00 noon everybody welcome.
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Committee Meeting 27th September 2016
GM ;- Jackie
Present :- Isi, Flakey, Trevor, Martin, Gwen, Lettika, Aqua sex, Kim, Clive
Apologies:- UYB, Dogsey, Golden Cascade, Justin, KGC, Streaky.
Red Dress Run Saturday (Lee Marvin)
All Ok meet at Fire Station close to Miramar at 4.00pm. Beer allocation 3 cans plus soft drinks etc.
Menu for ON ON sorted numbers approx 50 people.
(It was also agreed by all present to give Lynn a RED Dress T shirt.)
Hash Cash
Cash 350€ On Deposit 3500.00€ Bank account 2761.17€ (1245.00€ Red Dress Run)
110.00€ in cash,
Haberdashery
Cash In Kitty 370.00€
Lots of Summer wear
New stock arriving socks in
Patches for red dress run ordered 5.00€
Hare Line
16th October open
30th October Sir Flakey Halloween run
6th November TBA
Away Hash
Sir Flakey spoke about a possible away run for 30th October 2016, ultimately it was decided in view of the time factor etc to put it back until next year and have it coincide with the AGM by which time interest numbers etc can be determined.
Red Dress Run Sponsors
City Radio, Coriander Free meal for 2
Pub crawl to sponsor, bottles of wine, whisky, money, Holiday to be raffled.
Friday 7th October at 6.00pm meet up at Hotel Fuengirola to greet visitors from abroad it was asked for all committee members to make an effort to attend even if for just a short time.
1500 Run 17th 18th December 2016
Just say when to organise the run on 17th December
Sir Flakey to organise 18th December
Overnight stay at Hotel El Puerto Provisionally booked.
Lettika and Martin to check out Mijas Hotel, Valparaiso and Puerto del Sol for OnOn
50 patches to be ordered. 5.00€ each
Christmas Day Run
Details tba
Possibly book Curry house for on on
Javear
February 17th to 19th away run
Valencia, Costa Blanca, Madrid.
6 ˝ hour drive to venue form here.
At the moment flights 85.00€
Accommodation prices tba.
AOB
On hash runs Lettika (hash cash) has the first aid kit
Numbers of beers and stock to be maintained details on stock levels are on “Hash web site”
Also tins and stock boxes must be kept clean at all times.
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Committee Meeting 30th August 2016
GM:- Pussy
Present:-
Streaky, Up Your Bum, Dogsy, Golden Cascade, Community Chest, Lee Marvin, Is He In Yet,
Aqua Sex, Mega Sore Arse.
Apologies:-
Kinder Garden Cop.
Hash Cash
€3,500 On deposit
€2050.51 in bank includes €450 for Red Dress Run
€425.66 in cashbox
Haberdashery
€350 in purse
Next couple of weeks scouting for Winter ware
Will see about patches for Red Dress Run
Patches for 50, 200, and 400 runs
Hare Line
18th September Up your bum and Aqua Sex
25th September Oxana and Gang Bang
2nd October open.
Summer Ball
Everything arranged Cost €35.00 per person
Deposits and payment ASAP so as to determine numbers
Red Dress Run
Cost for those attending both days €50.00 including T-shirt
Cost for one day €30.00 including T-shirt
The second design with the donkey and Bull fighter considered to be the best for T-shirt
The T-shirts are of one design for both men and women It was suggested the T-shirts be of larger sizes.
60 Badges to be ordered
Collecting tins had been made and given out to collect donations.
11 people have paid thus far.
Saturday On ON to be at “Ringos Restaurant”
Sundays ON ON to be at “Corriander Restaurant” (Previously Know as Fusion)
Raffle and Auction, prizes and sponsors required several suggestions were made and are being investigated Pussy noted those involved.
Run to be promoted through Radio Ka Ka and City Radio.
1500 Run 18th December
Medieval
Golden Cascade to look at the design for badges and will send out examples for feedback.
Awaiting details from Mummys Boy.
Sub committee to meet closer to the time of event
Halloween
Not discussed.
AOB
Is He In Yet to hold onto large cooler box until required for Red Dress Run
Meeting closed
Next Meeting 27th September 2016
Meet the new (ish...) mismanagement!
GM - Jizzical Ferk
Grand Mattress - Pussy Galore
R.A. - Sir Flakey
Ass. R.A. - Just In
Archdickin - Colonic Irrigation
Choir Boys - Just In & Pussy Galore
On Sex - Kindergarden Cop
Ass. On Sex - MegaSoreArse
Hash Cash - Sweet and Low
Ass. Hash Cash - Streaky
Webmaster - Dogsy
Haberdashery - Izzy in Yet
Ass. Haberdashery - Sticky Tart
Hareline - Up yer Bum
Ass. Hareline - Aquasex
Hash Flash - Aeroflaps
Piss Pourer - Swiss Roll
General Dogs Bodies - Golden Cascade, Community Chest, Gangbang, Eggshell
Blond?, Mummy's Boy and Just Say When.
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(Daffas Tribute page + Funeral pics)
IMPORTANT
NOTICE FOR DOG OWNERS
The continued lack of respect by many dog owners for the Hash was raised at this weeks' mis-management committee meeting and the following was agreed with immediate effect.
If owners bring their dog/s they will not be allowed near the circle at the beginning of the run or after the run, not even on a lead! They can either be in a vehicle or tied to a vehicle/tree and furthermore during the run a reasonable degree of control should be exercised. The Hash does not have insurance for dogs causing accidents!
Apologies to the innocent canines and their owners.
Fender Bender Click for tribute page.
Xmas Hash Party 2010: The alternative Hash bash that even the torrential rain couldn´t spoil Cranny Faddock´s Pics Doffodildos Pics
MIJAS H3 Down Down Songs(to be memorised)
DON”T GIVE A
TRUCK!
Melody - Oh Lord, Won't You Buy Me a Mercedes-Benz
Dear Lord, won't you give me a ride to the beer,
My friends are all drinking, and I'm stuck out here,
I'll ride in a Chevy, a Ford or a truck,
If you drive me there I'll throw in a f…. down, down, down, down . . .
THE BEERY
BUNCH
Melody - Brady Bunch Theme Song
Here's the story,
Of a thirsty hasher,
Who was running at the back of the pack.
Every bad trail that there was,
Well he found it.
He must have ran for miles!
It's the story,
Of some sacred nectar,
That was chilling with a mind of its own.
It was one beer,
Sitting in the cooler,
Yet it still had no foam.
'Till the circle,
When the hasher met the nectar.
And he knewwww it just couldn't stick around.
That's when his shorts went down around his ankles
And the beer became a down down down down down!
CHIM CHIMINEY
Melody - From the Mary Poppins Song
Late one evening, out by the pond
My fairy Godmother went nuts with her wand
She fucked up the words, she was half in the bag
Now the pumpkin’s a sumo who dresses in drag.
Chim Chiminey Chim Chiminey Chim Chim Churee
I’ve got the balls of a rhino, the dick of a flea
Chim Chiminey, Chim Chiminey, Chim Chim Churoo
I can see by your face that she fucked you up too.
I may not have much, but it’s enough to fuck you… So drink it down, down, down .
. .
DOES A HASHER?
Melody - Do Your Balls Hang Low?
Does a hasher like to walk,
Does a hasher like to run,
Does a hasher like to be where they're having all the fun?
Can he drink a ton a beer,
While his friends all sing and cheer,
Now your time has come.
So drink it down, down, down . . .
DOWN, DOWN,
DOWN YOUR BEER
Melody - Row, Row, Row your Boat
Down Down Down your beer,
To pay for your crime.
Quit complaining about the taste,
There's no sperm in it, this time. Down down down
HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Melody - The Addams Family
Their drinking is compulsive and
Their running is convulsive,
They're morally repulsive,
The Hash House Harriers.
CHORUS:
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da
Their flatulence is rude and
Their genitals protrude when
They're running in the nude in
The Hash House Harriers.
They're always shiggy tracking
From constantly bush-whacking,
Intelligence they're lacking,
The Hash House Harriers.
Da da da da, Down Down, etc . . .
THE
HARE’S PRAYER
God bless the hares, hallowed be there names. Their hash be laid on earth as it
is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily Beer. And forgive us our sins, as we
also forgive those who sin on us. And lead us not unto temptation to Short-Cut;
but deliver us to the On-In. For the beer is cold, and the Pack is thirsty, for
ever and ever,
Bar-men!.
HER LEFT TIT
Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
Her left tit hangs down to her belly,
Her right tit hangs down to her knee.
If her left tit did equal her right tit,
She'd get lots of weenie from me.
Drink it down, down, down . . .
HE'S A HASHER, HE'S
OKAY
Melody - Lumberjack Song
He's a hasher, he's okay,
Works all day, comes out to play,
Drinks it down without complaint,
Or he wears it well.
Drink it!
Wear it!
Drink it!
Wear it!
etc . . .
HE'S THE
MEANEST
Melody - Itself
He's the meanest,
He sucks the horse's penis,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
All he does is pound it,
Ever since he found it,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
So drink it down, down, down . . .
HE WANKS HIS
CRANK
Melody – Itself
He wanks his crank in the morning
He wanks his crank in the night
He wanks his crank with his left hand
and he cleans it up with his right.
So drink it down, down, down . . .
HIS ONE-SKIN
Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
His one skin hangs down to his two skin,
His two skin hangs down to his three,
His three skin hangs down to his foreskin,
His foreskin hangs down to his knee.
Drink it down, down, down . . .
OPTIONAL VERSES:
Roll back, roll back,
Roll back his foreskin for him, for him.
Roll back, roll back,
Please roll back his foreskin for him.
His body lies over the ocean,
His body lies over the sea,
His father lies over his mother,
And that's how they created him.
IF YOU'RE A
DRUNKARD
Melody - If You're Happy And You Know It
If you're a drunkard and you know it, raise your glass!
If you're a drunkard and you know it, raise your glass!
If you're a drunkard and you know it,
(slurred)Then your slurring will surely show it.
If you're a drunkard and you know it, raise your glass!
INTERNATIONAL HASH HYMN
Melody - Swing Low, Sweet Chariot
Note: gestures accompany words
I looked over Jordan and what did I see,
Coming for to carry me home,
A band of angels coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home.
CHORUS:
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home,
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.
I'm sometimes up and sometimes down,
Comin' for to carry me home,
But still my soul feels heavenly bound.
Comin' for to carry me home.
If you get there before I do,
Coming for to carry me home,
Tell all my friends that I'm coming too,
Coming for to carry me home.
(repeat with variations: humming and motions only, silence and motions only,
double-time)
IT'S A SMALL
DICK
Melody - It's a Small World
Well it isn't long and it isn't thick,
It gets hard too slow and it cums too quick,
It gers lost in her twat,
But it's all that he's got,
It's a small, small, dick.
It's a small dick after all,
It's a small dick after all,
Always limp from alcohol,
It's a small, small, dick!
MEET THE
HASHERS
Melody - Flintstones Theme
Hashers, meet the hashers,
They're the biggest drunks in history,
From the town of Mijas,
They're the
leaders in debauchery.
Half minds, on the piss throughout the year,
Watch them as they down down lots of beer,
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down down,
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down down.
NO
BLOW SONG
Melody - Looney Tunes Theme
You seem somewhat forgetful,
Remind you? Maybe this'll,
Next time you come, don't be so dumb,
Just bring your fucking whistle!
Down, down,down
OUR LAGER
Prayer
Our Lager
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the Beer, The Bitter, and the Lager,
Barmen.
PISS OFF, YA
WANK
Melody - Auld Lang Syne
Piss off, ya wank, piss off, ya wank,
Piss off, ya wank, piss off,
Piss off, ya wank, piss off, ya wank,
Piss off, ya wank, piss off.
COLONIC MY
OLD FRIEND
Melody - Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel
Hello COL-ON-IC my old friend,
I've got you up my ass again.
Well, you know you make my asshole itch.
These oozing sores are such fukin bitch.
And the words of the doctor did chill my aching bones
now just sex alone,
This is the sound………….. of piles! So drink it down, down, down . .
RING AROUND
THE ROSIE
Melody - Ring Around the Rosie
Ring around the rosie;
A pocket full of posies;
You fucked-up;
You fucked-up;
Now drink it down, drink it down, down, down . . .
SALUTATIONS
Chant
We call upon __________
To give us a song.
So sing, you fucker, sing!
And if you don't sing
You can show us your bits.
We don't want to see your moldy old bits!
So sing, you fucker, SING!
THEY OUGHT TO BE
PUBLICLY PISSED ON
Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
They ought to be publicly pissed on,
They ought to be publicly shot,
They ought to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot,
Drink it down, down, down . . .
THIS IS YOUR
DOWN-DOWN SONG
Melody - Ta-Rah-Rah-Boom Te-Aay
This is your Down-Down song,
It isn't very long. . . . So drink it down, down, down . . .
VIRGIN SERENADE
Melody - Ball of Ballyknure
Four and twenty (or however many there are) virgins,
Came out to this old hash,
And when the hash was over,
There were four and twenty less.
CHORUS:
Singing, balls to your partner,
Arse against the wall.
If ye canna get laid at this old hash
Ye'll never get laid at all.
OPTIONAL VERSES:
This fine young virgin SHE was there,
She had drank a bit too much,
Showing us her titties,
But sayin' we couldna touch.
This cocky virgin HE was there,
Drinking Old Milwaukee's Best,
Showing the girls his tiny dick,
The girls they weren't impressed.
This other virgin SHE was there,
Talkin' 'bout givin' head,
But when it came to swallowin',
She would spit instead.
This other virgin HE was there,
Askin' 'bout toe sucks,
The harriettes frowned and then they said,
"What do you want for three bucks?"
The other virgin SHE was there,
Givin' us all a great view,
While dancing on the table,
She said she'd do the crew.
This other virgin HE was there,
Getting drunk as he could be,
And by the time the circle broke up,
He'd pissed a gallon of pee.
This fine young virgin SHE was there,
With legs all firm and tan,
Her shorts rode up her ass so tight,
They squeaked whenever she ran.
WE'RE HERE
BECAUSE . . .
Melody - Auld Lang Syne
We're here because there’s Beer,
Because there’s Beer,
Because there’s Beer,
We're here because there’s Beer,
Because there’s Beer,
Because there’s Beer. . . So drink it down, down, down . . .
WE'VE GOT
VIRGINS
Melody - Frere Jacques
We've got
virgins, We've got virgins,
At our hash, At our hash,
Gonna get'em drunked up, Gonna get'em fucked up,
Down the hatch, Up the ass,
So drink it down, down, down . . .
WHY ARE WE
WAITING?
Melody - Come Let Us Adore Him
Why are we waiting,
Could be fornicating (masturbating, etc),
Oh, why are we waiting,
So fucking long, etc . . . So drink it down, down, down . . .
WHY WAS HE
BORN SO BEAUTIFUL?
Melody - Itself
Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He's no fuckin' use to anyone,
He's no bloody use at all.
So drink it down, down, down . . .
WHY WAS SHE
BORN A BITCH?
Melody - 1st verse: Itself
2nd verse: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
Why was she born so beautiful?
Why was she born a bitch?
She's no bloody use to anyone,
She's only got one tit.
So drink it down, down, down . .
YOU ARE OUR
(GM, RA, Hash
Flash, whoever!)
Melody - You Are My Sunshine
You are our _______, our only ______,
You make us happy when skies are bleak.
You'll never know you twat, how much we hate
you,
Please stop coming to the Hash every week.
Drink it down, down, down . . .
Posted
31st Oct
Sailors Needed
Please contact
Jacqueline ( Pussy Galore)
Anyone that would like to visit Barry (Two Pies) in Antigua and have a sailing
trip at the same time, sailing date around the 10th December depending on the
prevailing winds..
Fly out to Trinidad help my Uncle sail his boat up to Antigua and then fly back
from there..
Yacht sleeps 8..
Doggy Hash - October 3rd
Posted 20th Sept - Summer Ball 2010
Summer Ball 2010-Letteke´s Photos
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Posted 20th August 2010 - Barry and Kath´s Wedding
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Posted 20th July 2010
Posted 30th June 2010
Your committee has decided that the Mijas H3 should have more environmental awareness especially with regard to the provision of water on hash runs. In the summer months our consumption of water in small plastic bottles can be in excess of 120 bottles on a hash day and this is considered both wasteful and non eco friendly due to plastic not being bio degradable.
We are currently resourcing suitable containers in order that hashers may bring their own water to the runs, when these are available the current practice of providing water in small bottles will be phased out. However water will still be available for top up from larger containers and a few small bottles will be available for visitors.
We trust you will fully understand our reasoning and you will support this decision accordingly.
Posted 13th April 2010
Tommy passed away 5th April today after a long battle against cancer.
The funeral took place on Wednesday 7th April in Marbella.
On-on Limp-toed - a great hasher, we´ll all miss him.
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Sorry to here the sad news of a fellow Hasher.
Tom was a really nice genuine guy
Bruce and Jean
H.M.V / Nipper
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What sad news about this lovely man who was a gentle caring person to all hashers around him
- We will miss him lots
on
on up Limp T. S.
xxx
Mummy' and Veuve
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Very sad news. Limp-toed was a smashing bloke and always someone
I looked forward to seeing whenever I went hashing
- He will be very much missed.
Ginger
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very sorry to hear about Tommy. He was a hasher through and
through. I trust that you will give him a good send off.
Love Lilo x
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Just learned of Tommy's passing. I'd
appreciate your conveying my condolences to his family.
Roger Dains (EA & Shmoosky)
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So sorry to hear about limps death. Also sorry can´t make the funeral as i am still in England.
Gangplank
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I am sorry to hear that Tommy had died.
I have some photos of him as you might want to use in MijasH3 website.
[photogallery/photo00012044/real.htm]Take care
Olof
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Tom Steele, shipmates in 1978 on HMS HECATE and buddies since.
His motto was "Run all day and drink all night". Our bicycles hung together in the hangar.
An all round sportsman and good guy. Former landlord, fellow sportsman and "Run ashore oppo".
I believe I influenced his decision to retire to Spain. Our Andalucian pilgrimages will not be the same.
Extremely health conscious, but too many asbestos lagged engine-room refits have caught up with him.
My white ensign is at half mast.
Bobby the Bionic Biro
Hashless in Guardamar del Segura
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GM - Dipper
Posted April 2009 - The Moroccan Experience
Run no. 1 – Joining Rabat Hash
The Run started in the woods and went to the sea front. It continued along the beach and roads of the sea front. A profound cock-up … the Hares had set too long a run with few checks and splits and so the pack became totally spread out. Only a few reached the original, distant beer stop and so a second, less distant stop was hastily set up. The On In was a long and boring walk back along the busy main road. To the surprise of the Mijas hashers the Run was awarded a majority thumbs up (they Rabat system of judgement). Thereafter in the guise of R A Batman (ie dressed as Batman) our own Colonic Irrigation gave various Mijas Harriers down, downs, followed by the RA from the Rabat Hash.
In the evening was the Hash Ball which was an outstanding event, with the most incredible dance music. It would appear that all Moroccans can dance! The Rabat Hashers are clearly a crazy bunch with guys running and jumping onto rows of sitting girls (landing on theirs laps) and later landing on standing lines of pairs holding hands.
Run no.2 – from Gite Aiss, near Mrirt, sounth of Fez
An enthusiastic Hares, Septic Scrotum got up at 6.00 to set the Run. We set off in brilliant sunshine ascending a hill which from the summit gave great views of the surrounding plain and hills. A fascinating discovery was made on the way up – Willy Wankers Willy Warmer found a small tortoise among the scree. She immediately decided to keep it and it subsequently returned home with us – though smuggling it by the sniffer dogs at the border was a close run thing! The circle followed and included a payer to the dirty knickers (Gang Bangs actual knickers hanging on the window shutters) led by Colonic. The tortoise was thereafter christened “Casa Wanker”!
Posted Oct 1st 2008
On Wednesday, some of us who owned raincoats, donated, on behalf
of the Mijas Hash, almost a tonne of dog food, which will last
them for a month and will allow them to concentrate on vetenary
care and so forth. There are more pictures on
www.sos-animals.org
On On
Fender Bender.
Current status of MijasH3 fund raising and dispersal
Raised Paid Balance
i. 2005 Summer Ball for Aprona €1,930 €1,930 €0
ii. 2006 Tamisa Hotel for Aprona €3,505.70 €2,500 €1,005.70
iii.2006 Charity walk for Pads/Aprona €1,326 €1,326 €0
iv.2007 Tamisa Hotel for Africa €3,285 €1,600 €1685
TOTALS €1046.70 €7,356 €2,690.70
v. Sept 2008 paid to Cudeca €1,000 €1,690.70
vi.Sept 2008 paid to Adimi €1,000 €690.70
Oct 2008 Mijas to donate €500 to the animal charity SOS
Aubrey & Maureen
We would like to say thank you for taking part & sponsoring the tombola at the H H H Summer Ball .We raised 285 euros which willgo together with the other money we have raised doing car boot sales twice a week , a Valantines Ball ,our own Summer Ball Dominoe Drives Horse Trecking, and other various themes.
Together we have raised nearly 10,000 euros which will all go ( nothing taken out ) to Kenya (Mombassa ) on Oct. 6th where it will be put in a bank account and go towards building the school,we started with 50 children 2 years ago and now it has got to 350 so there is plenty to do. Anyway Thank you all again
Mindy & S.& M
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Posted Oct 1stA week ago we (Gm, Ass Gm and Myself) presented a cheque to the charity Adimi for 1000€ at the Mijas Town Hall and as you can see by the photos, the local spanish tv 3,40 were there and we gave a small interview and it has already been televised . It was quite good, also we are in the local mijas newspaper
2 Pies - September 2008
* Mijas H3 have donated a further €1,000 from their charity fund to
IDIMI, a Mijas based charity supporting disabled children in the
area
*At the recent Mijas End of Summer Ball, Mindy and Maureen raised
€285 towards their charity to assist a childrens school in Mombasa,
Kenya
(We took photos of the Idimi presentation which we will forward to
you - and we also apeared on the local television)
Sept 2008 -
Mijas HHH donates 1000€ to Cudeca
New Committee Members May 2008
GM Knockout `two pies`Neptune
Assist GM Spermaid
RA Colonic Irrigation
Archdickin Dipper
On Sex Stiff Fanny
Assist on sex Willy wankers willy warmer
Hash Cash Golden Cascade
Assist hash cash Willy Wanka
Haremeister Flakey
Haberdasher Gobbichov
Assistants Gobble Gobble / Putitin
Hash Flash Aphrodisiac
Assist hash flash Karma Chameleon
Hash Piss Swiss Roll
Members without portfolio Fender bender
Cradle snatcher
Dumb arse
Webmaster Dogsy
Mork & Mindy´s Charity Appeal.
Household & car boot type articles required urgently for a school in Mombassa.
Please telephone
Aubrey (Mindy) or Maurenn (S&M)
952 596 649
600 413 371
600 413 379
or Bring items to the hash.
AGM – 21 May 2007
The new Committee for 2007-2008 is as follows :-
GM – Flakey
AGM – Stiff Fanny
RA – Dipper
Arch Dicken – Septic Scrotum
Choirboy – Trailer Trash
Hash Cash – Willy Wanker
Asst Hash Cash – Hash Cash
On Sec – Big Bitch
Web – Dogs Bollocks
Haberdasher – Gobichov
Asst Haberdasher – Streaky
HAreline – Knockout Neptune
Hash Flash – Streak of Piss
Asst Hash Flash – Golden Cascade
Some New pics from Flanny Lip Sucker.
(Checkout that Arse!!!)
Xmas Party
Excellent choice of venue. Good food, hash acts & caberet.
[photogallery/photo00026292/real.htm]Mijas to Alhaurin Walk 13th November.
Around 25 walkers gathered for the walk leaving from Mirador above Mijas for a 10:30 start.
4 hours later everyone turned up at Venta los morenos looking incredibly tired & cursing Mummy´s boy. Not sure what happened on the walk as I took the sensible option of Transport - pictures look nice though.
Dogsy.
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Ball Pictures going into
HI magazine.
NEWS ITEM Posted 4th August
The Saudi Harriettes on their first run.
NEWS ITEM Posted 10th July
El Pulpo leaves Spain
NEWS ITEM Posted 28th June
WORLDWIDE FUTURE EVENTS
25-26 Nov 2006 Old Coulsdon H3 1000th Run, Croydon MARCH 2007
16-18 March 2007 Pan Africa Hash, Maputo, Mozambique Flakey organizing MH3 trip plus 1st Port Elizabeth Run
– more details to follow JULY 20076-8 July 2007 German Nash Hash- Koblenz, Germany
13-15 July 2007 EuroHash 2007, Kingston-upon-Thames, London
NEWS ITEM Posted 18th May
AGM 6.0.p.m. Monday 15 May 2006
Attendees:
Flakey, Golden Cascade, Karma Chrmeleon, Stiff Fanny, Bendover, Mummy’s Boy, Limp Toed Sloth, Willy Wanker,Willy Wanker’s Willy Warmer, Lilo Lil, Spitoon, Dogs Bollox
Latecomers: Knockout Neptune, Hash Cash, Big Bitch.
Apologies: Perv, Dipper, Gorbichov
The new committee for 2006/2007 were proposed and seconded. They are:
Grand Master Mummy’s Boy
Joint Grand Mattresses Golden Cascade, Stiff Fanny
Religious Advisor Flakey
Arch Dicken Limp Toed Sloth
Choirboy Dipper
Hash Cash Willy Wanker
Assist Hash Cash Hash Cash
On Secretary Big Bitch
Web Master Dogs Bollox
Assist Web Master Egg Shell Blond
Hash Haberdashery Gorbichov
Assist Hash Habadashery Karma Karmelian
Hare Meister/Hare Line Willy Wanker’s Willy Warmer
Hash Flash Golden Cascade
Assist Hash Flash Lilo Lil
Additional Committee: Spittoon
Stiff Fanny’s Dick
Knock Out Neptune