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RUN REPORTS 2011(See Hash History Page for Years 2010 and previous years)RUN NO: 1199 – The Guaro Run
HARES: Shaggi & Speed Bumps
Well finally here is the slightly overdue run report for Shaggy’s run, as I keep telling Two Pies, I’m allways late!!!
The run site was in the campo just as you enter Guaro. There were some 30ish hashers turned up ona nice sunny afternoon. The surprise of the day was to see the return of Golden Balls to the hash. Last time he came to a run he was about 10. He arrived with a friend and a couple of attractive young ladies (always appreciated on the hash.) There were a couple of visiting hashers who had brought a suspender belt with them and insisted it was included in the photograph. Nobody offered to model it though, more’s the pity.
The run set of up the road in to the campo. After trecking up the road, there were checks, splits and CB’s that all brought us back to the road until suddenly the trail went off through some beautiful countryside and across a hill in a big loop to bring us down to the beer stop. Here golden balls and his entourage stocked up with beer to maintain them through the second half of the run. Fairplay to them and what a good plan I thought.
The second half of the run went down into the village and was a town run. Much as I hate tarmac I did enjoy the walk around the village. However the marking was somewhat iffy and the pack split into about four groups that all went different ways back to the circle.
The hares were called in to the circle and received lots of appreciative noises for the run and were awarded a mark of 8.6 (I f memory serves me and it may well not!!!) I was the stand in RA for the day and amongst the offending parties were:
Sceptic for being a complete wayward father and losing lucky lucky man in the pueblo.
Any Cock’ll do for being a complete mother hen and flapping about the well being of lucky lucky man all the way around the hash.
A virgin that had unwillingly abandoned a whole rugby team in Fuengirola to be dragged on the hash.
Lucky lucky man and his pal for exhibitionism as they waved their todgers about while weeing and spermaid for pedophilia for spying on said willies.
Not having the stamina for long circles like Colonic the circle was wound up and the hash headed to Carmens for the onon. I’m told it was very good but I wouldn’t know because I don’t do On on’s !!!
Tight Arse !!!
RUN NO: 1198 – The AGM Run
Well some lot of hashers turned up for the AGM run this week and what a run it was! Great T shirts organised by the 3 amigos, Sep ,Clonk and Streak!
The AGM took place at 15.15 and was opened by the outgoing GM, Mummys boy:
Who gave us a quick report of the past years balls up and recodnised the passing of our 2 dear friends Fender and Daffa. RIP and on up boys!
After some crap nominations an election prosses was made.
The Results as follows....
GM 2 PIES
Assist GM Septic.
Grand Mat Just say When.
RA Some twat who has done it for the past 3 years (forget his name) Arch Dic Dipper.
On sex Mummies boy.
Hash Gash Streaky
assist Pussy G and Sweet and low.
Choir Boy and hare line tight ass.
Habba Gang Bang
Assist Gobby chov
Hash Flash Jisical Ferk and Shagg,y yogi and whoever has a camera this week.
Webmaster er er the bloke who did it since the war (forget his name too)
GDB´s loads including Li Lo, Yogi, Mindy etc.
The Run it self was like my penis, very long, hard and lasted forever! Also like my dick, it went up and down but very enjoyable, again like my penis.
The beer stop was in Cordoba somewhere and Champas was served by way of pussy¨!! Birthday or something!
The way in was also good and very prickly (scars to prove it)
A great effort guys! (wankers)
We all arrived back for the sit down circle and wished the outgoing Comittee all the worst!
The incoming were given equal respect.
Aniversarios er well, er me and GB, Eggshell and some others (pissed by then)
The fabulious outgoing RA then introduced the new twat!
He did a shit circle and had to go early or something, Twat! idiot, I am not voting for him next year, even though he is good looking and has a massive dick!
Anyway the on on was a great choice! dunno! did´nt go! (doing a tight ass there)
The marks for the Run was a great 7.70ish.
Well done hares for a ballbreaker, you twats!
Your outgoing RA Colonic Irrigation.
RUN NO: 1197 – The Buddist Temple Run Benalmadena
HARE: Swiss Roll & Upyerbum
Almost a week has passed since Mammy´s Boy picked on me to do the scribing and hard to remember run details and the circle, but courtesy of Streaky let´s start with ANNIVERSARIOS:
GangPlank 310 runs, Just Say When 45, 2 Pies 210, Physical Jerk 35,
Radio Kaka 45 and Clare (baptised ANY COCK´LL DO) 5.