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RUN REPORTS 2011(See Hash History Page for Years 2010 and previous years)
RUN NO: 1210 - Hares - Just say when/Rusty Twat
Place: in the middle of nowhere...
This nice Sunday afternoon some 36 souls gathered somewhere between Marbella Coin and Alhaurin, It was warm and sunny, but the hares, being the kind people they are, selected a perfectly shaded area for the circle. Even most of the cars were parked in the shade... Although the directions given were ok several hashers (including myself) had to seek assistance in getting there so not arriving on time. Also some (again I must owe up that this included me) were convinced the start time was 6 PM. Therefore, being last to arrive at the circle, I was bestowed the honor of writing for you again...
After a short circle held by Mummies Boy, which included the introduction of 3 virgins and some confusing explanations of signs in flour, we set off on the run. The first part was nicely shady and very pleasant. Not too many checks and splits, but a very nice run area. The final part to the beer stop was a bit of a never ending uphill story, but in the end even the most decrepit hashers made it up the hill. (I would not want to name names here...)
Compliments to the hares for managing their hash so well. They got the family to carry up the beers to the beer stop! Smart women/nice family (cross out as you see fit). Again a nice shady space was provided for our gathering. After the beer stop the second half started pleasantly on even ground... Alas this could not last. After a very long false and then climbing a hill to a false we finally got on the right track again and made our way to the cars. All were accounted for (we think?) and then we had a circle.
Mommies Boy again presided with a flair that comes with experience. Several anniversaries were celebrated, most notably WWWW *Willy Wanker´s Willy Warmer with 200 runs! ( Just found out my Mac does not know words like Wanker so I have to teach it! Hope I know how to spell them...) Then the run was evaluated and consensus found with a note of 8.7.
Excellent planning, a different area and the graceful shade did reap its reward! Personally I think this was the Perfect Summer run in. After deducting 1 point as I tend to do when the regular coke is lacking (the brown liquid, not the other stuff...) I still ended up giving a 9.5! Then the circle was handed over to our most capable RA Colonic Irrigation (yes, spell check did work on that one!)
There was some recounting of several stupidities from hashers over the last weeks. Sir Flaky took the first price by putting his Mom in the car and let it roll down the hill! (Mom is fine!) Then there followed the naming of 3 Hashers that reached or even surpassed 5 runs. Albert started of the line of suffering. He is now blessed with the beautiful name of Testicle Fester (as in Uncle Fester from the Adams Family...) (Luckily my Mac does know how to spell Testicle...)
Next up was Terry/Teresa/Tel (did we really need to give her yet another name?) After lengthier group discussions she now will be known as Sticky Tart. Hopefully she forgives us and keeps spoiling us with her bakery goodies!
Alan was next up for naming. Again a lengthy group discussion followed. I am not sure what happened next or might be one of the senile hashers the RA keeps refereeing to as for the life of me I can not remember his new name!!!! Hope he remembers..
After more punishments and blessings Colonic handed back the circle to Mommies Boy Announcements for next weeks Hash, some interference from the Malaga Hash and the announcement regarding the Summer Ball concluded the circle.
Finally we could dig into the goodies we brought for our picnic! We chatted, drank, ate and had a good time till it got really dark. After gathering up all stuff we made our way back home. Thank you for a lovely evening!