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RUN REPORTS 2011(See Hash History Page for Years 2010 and previous years)
Hares Streaky and Stiffanny (though it was recorded that she was missing in action, or was it getting some action...!!)
RUN NO: 1218 - Hare - Tight Arse
hashers встретились в
круг за то, что
казалось, еще один длинный
вверх и вниз бежать от
плотно осел. мы были правы,
это было. много крутых
подъемов и крутых
спусков. ѕримерно через
полтора часа мы прибыли на
более или менее все вместе.
¬тора€ часть была больше того же самого с некоторыми прекрасными видами. ћного уколов и кровь повсюду.
¬ернувшись в кругу бежать было дано хэш дерьмо от Ѕиг-ћака, но и все остальные проголосовали хороший 7.7.
5 млн. 295
Gang Bang 180
Ќикки —ука 15
¬ажна€ ѕирог 15
широко открыты 10
жесткий зад 230
ѕ€тнистый ƒик был серьезно наказан за бросание пивные банки во всем мире и плотно осел получил около 40 вниз падени€ за все.
руг замкнулс€, и мы пошли на ужин в ресторанах с видом ћихас. Ёто было очень хорошее.
ћолодцы плотно осел.
Hares: Nikki Bitch and Birthday Bitch (Up yer Bum)
Location: Car Park between Castle and Hotel Biatriz
Out along the beachfront, over the N340 footbridge, and into familiar campo territory. The usual suspect FRBs soon hit the front, but the Hares had a novel way of keeping the pack together Ц total confusion! So we had the backcheck that took us all the way back to the previous check, the trail that ran out of flour, and the check that nobody could solve. Part of the problem here, methinks, is that Physical Jerk ran about a mile checking and everybody else adopted sheep mentality! Somebody shouted Сon backТ, but it soon became apparent that they didnТt have a clue either! Eventually flour was found in the far distance, next to the СBSТ sign, and that was good enough for the pack. From the BS, it was straight down the road, but with a detour round the Eroski centre, though only the FRBs bothered with this. The pack gave it a score, I think, of 7.3 Ц but IТm sure the Hares will correct me if IТve got this wrong.
In the Circle, the GM announced the following Anniversarios:
Up yer Bum: 450 (Get a life!!)
Ginger Minge: 55
Sweet & Low: 45
In the absence of the RA, Dipper proceeded to hand out СDown DownsТ to various sinners and miscreants. But as nothing much funny was said, this scribe canТt remember any of them. The RA then proceeded to celebrate Up yer BumТs birthday in time-honoured fashion. Not sure what looked messier Ц DipperТs attempt at Black Forest Gateaux or Up yer BumТs new hair do.
The OnOn was at RingoТs Ц so no surprise there. But decent nosh and free-flow wine + a slice of real birthday cake.
RUN NO: 1216 - Hare - Kindergarten Kop
I canТt believe my dad took me to a back to school run! I am only 14 months!!!! I havenТt even been yet!
Anyway, we all got together at la Trocha to arrive to warm beer and no KC present! Still my dad and Septic played footy for a bit and the Circle started. New shoes for 3 people ha ha.
I donТt know what the first bit was like cause dad took me in the car to the top of the mountain for the first beer stop where I had a beer and done a pooh in my pants. Heaven! Mum (GB) then fed me some cold veggie shit and took me to the second beer stop. There I tried to change the wheel on KCТs car whilst having beer again (see Photos) Then back in the car with me dad and Jimmy Kranky!
In the circle the run got 7.7 and dad went on for bloody hours so I had another beer. He christened 2 new mad people
Seaman Stains and Doggy Style! I donТt get it!
Loads of hashers got down downs for not saying У Here Mr. I lovehead sirФ
Anyway I was a bit pissed by then and we went to the on on for Sunday roast and I had squish and another shit!
Then I went to sleep in my pram. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.