Run 938 - 04 Sep 2006
Run 938- Alozaina
Monday 4th Sept
Hares: Cheap as Chips & Betsy
This being last lark is not that great when the chances are I will turn up late for most Monday hashes! Still, I would not have missed last nights for the world.... when in fact, we were literally on top of the world........ whoever has hashed at the WWankers before, will know what I mean.
Betsy and the newly christened Cheap as Chips - hosted a fab night in Alozaina....... the climb up over the mountains and on to their finca, would have mules and donkeys breathless, and I had to get there in Elvis (my van) I wasnґt surprised to see a plethora of four wheel drives and decent motors resting at the very top of the hill (mini mountain). We are talking altitude sickness of the oxygen tank variety. What helped take my breath away was the view.... ok I have gone on about it now.... if you weren't there, you missed out.
But if you see an Alozaina Hash again, get your camera and your asses up there.
Lilo Lill was the birthday girl and got the first down down. Thatґs about all I saw of the first circle (I was late).
Ok how did it start, well surprisingly, downhill, and down and down and hells bells to the bowels of the bloody mountain - the virgin hares put split trails, (no checks or check backs) in just about every bend, but still it was down which meant only one thing, the 2nd half was up.
The circle was sitting - yes you read it right, this geriatric lot could not stand up after the climb back up to Betsyґs house. Yes a farmer came down past us - freewheeling in his pick up - looking incredibly bemused at the sweating, heaving straggle of hashers .... all of us doing our impressive best to make it look like this was exactly the way we wanted to go - vertical - some of us straight to Heaven.
Seriously, when we leveled off....it was again a major photo opportunity - enter hash flash!
There were a lot of wet t-shirts at the top of the hill - and not through any competition.
The circle was just brill - how can anyone get over the Spittoon's mark for the hashers - 9.9 - yes you read it right - see what a night you missed! Birthday cake, jokes and Mummy's Boy, the aficionado of the lidl's red wine and Flaky - our most respected royal anus prodded Golden cascade with his long pole so she couldn'tґt sit down. The anniversarios got a down down and there was an impressive list -
Peter 5 runs, Pig in shit 5 runs, Lesley 10 runs, Streaky 15 runs, Call girl 20 runs, Egg shell blonde 20 runs, Lilo Lil 25 runs, Shagadelic 30 runs, Kindergarten Cop 80 runs, Mummy's Boy 125 runs, Up yer Bum 270 runs, Flakey 295 runs, Dogs Bollox 470 runs (get a life).
The remaining birthday cake was used as a cushion for David's knees whilst our anus christened him for looking like David Dickinson - so Cheap as Chips was born.
Then it was off to Mirador for an exclusive opening for the hashers - we had good red wine - faustino, prawn salad, egg and chips and negotiations or divorce proceedings over the pork fillets! I left whilst i still had my faculties. It looked like a long night of merriment was ahead, notwithstanding Steve Irwin jokes straight out of Liverpool whilst camera crew were still looking for said stingray.
a well deserved 8.5 for the virgins
On On!
Shaggi
