Run No 945 - 22 Oct 2006
Run 945 - Mijas Golf Road
Sunday 22nd Oct 2006
Hares- Up yer bum/Dogs Bollox
(Marks awarded 9/10!!!)
Up yer bum and dogs bollox did their utmost to confuse the 40 + (and that’s just the ages ) of people who turned up for the hill climb through the Mijas mountains ,we all could have benefited from the use of ropes, pitons and oxygen masks , but being hashers , beer and the occasional crafty fag seemed to suffice.
But in fairness what goes up must come down and after gorging on Doritos and dips ,and the liberal quaffing of copious amounts of beer and soft drink at the standard half way point beer stop we were all ready for more but DOWN hill of course , the return was both a pleasure in view, and interesting in route, with some nice brambles thrown in purely to prickle the senses the lovely route had failed to touch , Overall a stunning nine points was returned by the hashing judges. And for me one of the best I have done in my short calf injured tenure as a hash house harrier.
On return a hash wedding was performed for some visiting newly wed hashers , and the many misdemeanors and accolades of the day were lovingly and eloquently judged upon by the one and only Dipper .. who in fairness knew, as many do, of the importance and significance of additional alcohol consumption for those not able to avoid the circle
A well done you sad Ass to El Cid who completed his 600th run .
For may his brain be tested and his trainers arrested before he’s allowed to do 600 more
The on on was done with typical flair , with calamares or chicken , and some soup of strange origin , lots of wine being fine and cos this is becoming a rhyme ill finish mine
Howard
