Doggy Hash Run Nº1 – Saturday 8th December 2007 

Hares: Strawberry Nipples and Willy Wanker´s Willy warmer 

Set up in a very warm sunny day and within the lovely landscapes of Alozaina. 

The circle was held at Willy Wanker and Willy Wanker´s Willy warmer´s beautiful countryside home. 

Plenty of shits around that reminded all of us that it was a doggy Hash day.  It also was joyful to se 16 dogs running like maniacs, arse sniffing, attempting sex, growling, etc.  Marvellous!  

The run was low hill and low prick factor (pricks meaning as forest pricks).

There were a few splits but no check backs or false trails.  Hashers had a choice of a longer rut if wanted. 

At the beer stop we enjoyed soft drinks, crisps, cakes which occasionally where snatched off our hands by clever Hash dogs, specially by “Ben” known as “Spotty Dick”.  And how not; plenty of beer too!. 

Back, at the circle, very important points where raised as per our dogs Hashing behaviour.

Hares where called at the centre for the traditional down down and they had a doggy Hash response of an average punctuation of 8.9999999… and so on.  Well done!!!!Then it was pointed that Hash dog Blue, (apologies for the absence of his owner “Flakey”) had beaten all of us by being the fastest front runner followed by our Hash member Strawberry Nipples sucker.  A great talented dog.  Cheers to Blue!!

Harry, oh Harry! Having only four months of age, our puppy Hash dog Harry, had the audacity of trashing our markings on the campo.  The punishment was taken all by his owners Brian and Andria excluding little Lucas as he could not down down properly from his milk bottle.  Naughty, naughty!!!

Then, the appearance and looks of all the dogs was an important issue, and… oh my…!!!!  Aureola´s dog “Quira” (more likely to be a dirt retriever than a golden retriever) was spotted looking like a tramp’s dog by getting her self bi-coloured after rolling in a pond full of sewage and after in a pond full of red mud…eeeew!!!!  Her owner took punishment and “Quira” was baptised “Dirty Bitch”.  Her owner does not want to be called after her!

Then, also it was raised that at the beer stop our Hash dog “Poppy” owned by “Cosmic Whore” had been trying to make cocktails in the water bowl by sticking his mucky paw and stirring all the water.  Pour soul didn’t get the fact that all the water was mostly more outside than inside the bowl.  Spillage!!! 

Other punishments were being been dealt with but the writer of this run report was too distracted and busy chatting (as usual).

 A new generation of Hashers have been noticed as little Lucas with only two years of age, was heard singing along in de background: ¯down¯down¯down¯¯…Amazing!!!! 

On On was served by the kindest of all, Willy Wanker´s Willy warmer, starting with delicious slices of “Serrano” ham and crusty bread and followed by a superb roast dinner where the traditional Yorkshire puddings became “flat pancake puddings” (still delicious!).  Plenty of wine and beer on the go to finish a day where 14 and a half Hashers and 16 dogs had much, much fun!!!

Our day’s main characters: 

       Brian, Andria and young Lucas with Scooby, Lilly and Harry

       Shagadelic with Jack, known in the rural Spain as “El Duque”

       Fender Bender and Goble Goble with Summer

       Mummy’s boy with Blue (adopted for the day)

       Cheap as Chips and Cheap as tits together with Bear, Bocker, and Bumble known as “The Bears”

       Strawberry nipples and Strawberry nipple sucker with Socks and Beethoven

       Cosmic Whore with Poppy

       Willy wanker and Willy wanker´s Willy warmer with Patch and Enya 

       Full of shit with Ben known as “Spotty Dick”

       And last but not least Aureola with Quira known as “Dirty Bitch”

 Special thanks to Willy Wanker and Willy Wanker´s Willy Warmer.

 T-shirts of this run still available – contact Willy Wanker´s Willy Warmer

 Aureola

On On!!!