RUN 1015   30th December 2007   

Hares – Tight arse 

Last run of 2007! Tite Arse had managed to find a sunny day on the mijas road ready to scale the mountains and rummage in the undergrowth and to get the assembled 30 plus (thatŽs number not age!) hashers tired, pissed and smelly, sweaty, and smiling!

We met at the digger off the roundabout on the mijas road, with clear blue skies, and anticipating a fun run!!!!

Tite Arse did not dissapoint, GM called the circle and obligatory virgin was introduced and the crowd were baying to set off..........lots of flour, cbs, falses, checks were all well marked up hill, down dale, up hill, down dale and up hill, up hill, up hill was the order of the day.

Markings were brilliant and a lot of effort put in, including a supreme effort by the hare to kill everyone off on the last hill before the beer stop where lots of whingening and moaning and likening to Kilamanjaroo did not stop the crowd from making it to the beer stop where we were amply rewarded with beer and cake, before setting off for the second half up yet another hill.

Pack all well kept together and no lost soles by the end of the hash, but lots of heavy breathing (or was that two hashers in the bushes hmmm!!!)

Back in the circle the Hare was blessed with everyone being in a good mood and the high scores came flooding in to praise a good hash with an average of 8.3 awarded. It was said in the circle that there was some lesbian activity on the hash, and the hashers (particularly hombres) were eager for more details but this is a sunday and a religious day so some imaginations will have to be kept in waiting until another day!

On On at the Octagon on the Mijas road was brill, lots of food, sunday roast and apple crumble, lively atmosphere and lots of hungry but happy hashers.

ON ON Strawberry Nipples.