Run 1677 - 25 Jan 2020
On On for OZ Australia Day Run
Mijas H3 Spain raised AUS$1,665.86 for WIRES (NSW Wildlife Information, Rescue and Education Service Inc.) from our On On for OZ Australia Day run, on on on food, secret auction, donations and patch proceeds. Well done and many thanks to everyone. On on
Hash Stats:
Hares: Stiffany, Streaky and Aquasex.
Marks for the Run: 8.6
Location: Campo Mijas
Number of Hounds: 24
Visitors: None Recorded
Virgins: If Only!!
Returners: Suxit and Insiderher
Anniversarios:
Colonic Irrigation [400]
Khama Chamelion [440]
Sir Flakey [645]
Streaky [510]
and top of the shop…... Up Yur Bum [725]
Hash Narrative:
Gud’day and arvo cobbers,
So this ‘arvo’ was a charity run for all the poor ‘roos, joeys, dingos, jumbucks, cockies and the cuddly ones’ etc caught in the massive bush fires in ‘Ozz’. Also, lets not forget all the ‘Deckies. Truckies and Pipemen’ fighting these awful blazes. A mere ‘bush bash’ laid by three ‘bonzer shelias’ would therefore be nothing for us, except Aquasex was overheard on the phone to the roo-ettes out in the bush that they had run out of flour, probably because Aquasex sacrificed copious amounts explaining the markings !!!!
Out through the outback and then to the bush, and through some streets and alleys one of which appeared to be full of ‘bitzers’ but on closer look it could have been called Saint Bernard alley as most dogs appeared to be St Bernards or maybe all the dogs were the offspring of a pair of ‘root rat’ Saint Bernards !! It was then on-on to the ‘boozer ute’ where the hashers who were as ‘dry as a dead dingos donger’ were treated to ‘throwdowns’ and ‘tinnies’ of the ‘amber fluid’ and some ‘veggiemite snakkies’.
After being advised to ‘rattle our dags’ if we didn’t want to get soaked on the run in, off we set again from the ‘boozer ute’ to be liberally pissed on from a great height we finally arrived back at the parking area from which we all set of in our cars to Stiff Fannies and Sir Flakies ‘back yard’ or maybe even their front yard.
At this point with it being ‘beer o’clock’ plenty of tinnies being cracked for the ‘amber fluid’. In addition plenty of ‘moolah’ was being passed over for hash haberdash garments including ‘daks’ for the blokes and skirts for the ‘cheese and kisses’ via the blokes wallets. A quick, silent but noisy, auction saw ‘diamond’ ring and a few other invaluable items being sold off to punters. Rob the Knob failed to get sufficient for his microwave and so bought it himself. Given the nature of the event Rob the Knob even got Bill Bailey to donate Euros 200 for the charity event … [Bill Bailey is an English comedian, musician, actor, singer, and author who has a net worth of (quite a bit) and was born in Bath, Somerset, England in January 1965] …. Was that 200 or 2,000 Euros RK ????
A ‘ripper’ of a circle was then held by His Highness and Colonic who bought in for DD’s; Aqua Sex, Stiff Fanny, Streaky, Up Your Bum, Rob The Knob, Sand Paper Sally, Dipper and his younger and better looking bruv Suxit, and a few other retrobates too numerous to mention. My notes tell me, if I read them right, this was the first Gang Bang that Colonic had had for 9 years !!!.
It was then time for ‘billy cans’ of ‘bobs your uncle’, ‘dead horse’ pies with bottles of ‘red ned and top drop’ ‘cleanskins’ to wash it down with. After this ‘ripper’ of a meal it was then time for us ‘cobbers’ to ‘chook off’ following a great day. Thanks to the Hares from the ‘dingo pack’ [hash] for a ‘bonzza’ event.
FOOTNOTE;
Mijas H3 Spain raised approx €1,000 Euros (1,500 Aussie dollars) from our On On for the OZ Australia Day run, on on on food, secret auction, donations and patch proceeds. Well done and many thanks to everyone. On on …. Stiff Fanny
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Special Australia Day Run Saturday 25 Jan 2020 - 15:00
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Circle: Campo Mijas
Calle Seyal, 29651 Las Lagunas de Mijas, Málaga,
Directions: From Fuengirola take the Avenida de Mijas to El Coto, go straight over the roundabout into Campo Mijas take the second road on the right into Calle Acacias, keep on this road until you come to a crossroad. Go straight ahead. At the next junction straight on into Calle Seyal the start is on the left, it will be signposted from Calle Acacias.
Navigation to the Circle:Google Maps link to the circle.
Lat. N 36°33'42.4" W Lon. -4°38'14.8"W
OnOn: Casa Stiffany and Sir FlakeyCalle Las Mimosas, 63
29651 MijasMálaga, Spain
Navigation to The OnOn:Google Maps link to the OnOn.
Phone: 600 805-907