Run 1703 - 12 Jul 2020
Hash Stats:
Hares: Speed Bumps and Aqua Sex
Marks for the Run: 9.15
Location: El Faro
Number of Hounds: 29
Visitors: ??
Virgins: ??
Returners: Not Counted
Anniversarios:
215 Jerry Can
385 Just Say When
445 Golden Cascade
Distance: Minimum ? km Elevation Change: not recorded Completion time: Over 2 hours
Hash Narrative:
So on Sunday our instructions were to head out to El Faro
We arrived and parked in a space that was small and narrow
But before we could seek out the hares for the day
We were nabbed by Sweet n' Low and ordered to pay
We walked around the corner to find everyone under trees in a glade
We thought this is unusual, it will be a circle in the shade!
We set off on a run which included the mandatory beer stop
Which would also include cava as we heard the bottle go pop
We think it was a run that all enjoyed giving it a 9.1
Undoubtedly a really good job thoroughly well done
The fun began when entering the circle was our very own comic
None other than our RA the hilarious Colonic
Today he handed down downs for business on the hash
Where car deals were negotiated (only for cash)
Then we had Speedbumps drinking her booze
Out of the holes of her new Roman shoes
French Erection didn't want to miss out donning her bikini
It didn't cover much it was pretty teeny weeny
All suffered badly with time on the ice
Most complained it was not very nice
Then at the close we gave a new hound an appropriate name
By no means was it considered remotely lame
Because when choosing names we have a number of sticklers
But none contested against "Tesla Ticklers"
So off to the On On at Frog Hall
We all squeezed in one and all
Stifanny had been hard at work preparing a four course meal
And all for 10 euros, a total steal!
So after having had another brilliant hash day
It was time to get in the car and go on our way
On On
Your scribe
Bloody Pinocchio
Next Run #1703
Sunday 12 July 2020
17:00 hrs
Hares:
Speed Bumps and Aqua Sex
Your Hares (and Stiffany) are preparing fine home cooked food for the OnOn.
Please help them by registering your attendance and drink preference by latest 21:00 Thursday 09 Jul 2020
Hash Name*
E-Mail *
Drink Preference*Choose One Red Wine White Wine Beer and or Softies
Special Note From the GM
Recently circles have been too long.
From now on they will be shorter.
Except when they are not.
Covid-19 New Normal in effect.
Circle: El Faro
36.509472, -4.640443
Navigation to the Circle: Google Maps link to the circle.
Directions:
See link above.
OnOn: Frog Hall in El Hornillo
An annual treat and highlight of the Mijas H3 culinary year. Not to be missed.
Bring your swimming togs.
Navigation to The OnOn: Google Maps link to the OnOn.
Los Olivos, 12
29651 Mijas, Málaga
Directions to The OnOn:
See Link Above
OnOn Menu: 3 courses and wine.
Generous servings lovingly prepared by Aqua Sex and Stiffany.
Price: €10.00
Really, €10,00. You simply cannot eat and drink this well for €10.00 anywhere in Europe. Do not miss it.
Lost Soles or Info:
AS 610 711 688
SB 691 12 00 55