Mijas Hash House Harriers

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Run 1702 - 05 Jul 2020

Hash Stats:

Hares: Just Say When - French and Kinder
Marks for the Run: 9.1
Location: Entrerios
Number of Hounds: 28
Visitors: ??
Virgins: ??
Returners: Not Counted
Anniversarios:
5 Messy Farty & Frilley Knickers: + a lot more a couple of decades ago!
10 Sandra Bollox
65 Cabin boy
600 Kindergarden Cop
655 Sir Flakey
800 Dogs Bollox

Distance: Minimum 7.0 km Elevation Change: not recorded Completion time: Over 2 hours

Hash Narrative:

Late afternoon on a hot July day 28 hashers gathered to celebrate the birthday of our hare Kindergarten Kop.

A break in tradition saw Colonic humiliate KK before the run with a hosepipe hat filled with flour, beer, eggs , more beer and more flour. Photos will all be on the web-site.

We were promised a 7 KM run with a beer-stop and a cava stop, perfect!

Off we set easier trails at first then dropping like a stone into the hidden river valley occasionally losing the trail.

Once we were in the river bed it was more like a scene from Apocolype Now! At least 4 hashers covered in blood from the thorns and Sandra bollox rushed off to hospital with a sprained wrist (get well soon).

Slippery in the stream and low hanging branches made the going slow but we all eventually found a fabulous refreshing pool stop for a well deserved dip and to wash the blood off.

Another 10 minutes along the stream and we were at the first beer stop for some well deserved beer/cava and cakes.

Next part of the run was mainly on tarmac but not too long before we arrived at the second beer stop. More drinks and cakes.

After that it was cross-country with a few up and downs back to the circle.

Exactly 7 Kms. As promised, well done hares especially Just Say when who has a magic touch for finding well hidden trails.

Colonic was his usual brilliant self with more abuse of Kinder and Frence erection. Loved the cake eating!

I skipped the meal so cannot comment on how it went.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KK.



Bonus Photos Submitted Courtesy of Ian Giles

Next Run #1702

Kinder’s Birthday Hash
Sunday 05 July 2020

17:00 hrs



Hares:
French Erection
Just Say When
Kindergarden Cop

Kindergarden's Big Birthday Bash!

Once again, the restaurant urgently need to know numbers.
Please let Kindergarden know that you are coming to the OnOn at La Porra

Hash Name *

E-mail Address *

I will attend OnOn at La Porra * Yes

Yes … a whole year has passed since my big boundary birthday.
And here we are (or at least will be) again in the same location.
The route will be varied and not too long.
It will take you into the remotest campo with spectacular views and also along the course of a crystal clear trout stream, with the opportunity to swim. Not just a lie down in the water but real swimmimg in warm water up to your neck! How could you resist?
(Spare pair of socks and shoes suggested.)


Special Note From the GMRecently circles have been too long.From now on they will be shorter.Except when they are not.


Covid-19 New Normal in effect.

Circle: Entrerios

Navigation to the Circle: Google Maps link to the circle.
36.558176,-4.716364
Directions:
Head inland on the Camino de Coin (A-7053), pass St Anthony's School on your right and at the next (Big Mat) roundabout turn LEFT, signed Entrerios. Continue and turn LEFT at the FIRST junction. Follow this road for around 2km. You will pass a large sign “JARQUIL”, on your left and also pass a road to the right signed “Camino el Campillo”. Continue on and take the next possible RIGHT into an olive grove, where thw circle will be held.

Hash signs will be out.

OnOn: Sociedad Gastronómica La Porra

Diseminado Entrerrios, 186,
29649 Mijas Costa, Málaga
Tel: +34 657 946 575

Navigation to The OnOn: Google Maps link to the OnOn.
36.554053, -4.734641
Directions to The OnOn:
Follow signs “Restaurante La Porra” and “Residencia Canina Los Mercegales” (They are the same place)

OnOn Menu: 3 courses with the usual ½ a bottle of wine and of course, for a birthday run, Pacharan.

Price€15.00
(The owner, somewhat unusually, will have a system whereby you will pay as you arrive, and she will then issue you with a meal ticket!)

Lost Soles or Info:
Phone:
Just Say When +34 642 562 52
French – 662 30 16 61
Kinder - 686 75 24 99