Run - 1820 - 11th September 2022

Run 1820, Sunday 11th September 2022

Hares: Chocolate Starfish & Buggered in the Woods 

Location: Benalmadena / Torremuelle

Hashers: 19

Virgins: Juan and 2 others (friends of Cums More Often)

Visitor: Cums More Often’s Son 

Scribe: JerryCan

The only way was up! And up we went, with great views of the A7 just below and the Med in the distance. Twice we dropped down, and thought we heading towards civilisation, only for the trail to climb back up. Finally, we made it into the pueblo and meandered down to the bar opposite the elevator, where the hares paid for us all to enjoy a cool beer. They must have been worried about a possible ‘hash shit’. The trail then wound its way back up to the main road and on to the next beer/cava stop, not far from the start point. The pack were sufficiently impressed to award an average of 9.2 (discounting Salmonella Rushdie’s miserly 4.5).   

JerryCan (as Stand-in GM) gave down downs to the three virgins, who remembered lots of names, returners Chocolate Starfish and Cums More Often, and Anniversarios (JerryCan on 275 and Salmonella Rushdie on 375). 

The RA (Colonic Irrigation) then took the circle and, as he’d forgotten the ice, produced his sleeve, and then reluctantly demonstrated how to use it at the instigation of Salmonella Rushdie. There was beer all over the place!

Punishments included:

The hares – for being the last to arrive at the run site and without any flour to demonstrate the markings

STTI – not sure why

Salmonella Rushdie – for resembling an Iranian terrorist

Cums More Often – for picking up one of the virgins the night before (or something like that)

Virgin Juan – for allowing himself to be picked up by Cums More Often

Finally, after singing a song about illegitimate Aussies, there was some talk about naming Cums More Often’s son ‘Who’s Your Daddy’. Maybe next time!