Run - 1848 - 26th March 2023

Mijas Hash Run Report 1848

Sunday 26th March 2023

Hares; ‘Just Say When’ & ‘Malfunction’, with a bit of help from ‘Sir Flakey’.

Forty one eager beaver runners gathered in the environ of Mijas, on the hottest day of the year so far. Glorious sunshine, and the promise and expectation of a three part, challenging run from ‘Just Say When’

Part One; The usual up and down hills, and a more modest trail for the wimps, to be rewarded with a Cava stop. Deliciously cool and crisp, but some greedy buggers over indulged, and were a little feshnicken for their troubles straight off the mark.

Part Two; carrying on to the second part of the trail, more hills, more valleys and more forgiving tracks for the wimps. The drink stop, again, was well received, as the heat was making us all extremely thirsty. The challenging terrain had taken its toll on even the finest of specimens, amongst this group of well walked winos. Ideally, that would have been the end of this ordeal, but ‘Just Say When’ challenged the Machos, to what became Part Three of our adventure.

Part Three: The offer to further swing their dicks and polish their egos was lapped up in spades, and so their torment continued amidst the steep and winding rocky hills and valleys of the Campo. After nearly an hour, all had finally arrived back to the group, to continue the circle and quench their thirst. They helped the rest of us lighten the load of the cool bags, by tucking in to some hard earned beers.

An average score of 9.5 was awarded to what was an extremely challenging, and well guided reconnaissance nightmare. Graced with the return of ‘Sir Flakey’ and ‘Stiffanny’ from their foreign affairs mission aboard the HMS tug boat, hands still raw from washing dishes, holding doors and shining shoes, affording their luxurious stay amongst the cargo hold with the rats and stowaways; ‘Sir Flakey’ reversed into ‘Brave Farts’ tow bar at the beer stop. They were now unable to make good on their promise to the captain of towing the ‘Intercontinental, All Inclusive, Cruise Liner Tug Boat’ they had spent months on, down the road, to store it in their shed.

Great to see the return of Speed Bumps and Mussle In.

Anniversarioes; Stti 55, Lilo Lil 195, Eggshell 205, Red Hot Chilli Peppers 130, Achey Breakey Arse 55, Blanka Wanka 70 and Mummy’s Boy 785

A big thank you to Malfunction for dog sitting Sir Flakey and Stiffany’s dogs, whilst they were on their foreign affairs, top secret dingy.

The OnOn was at El Kiosco, with good food and fayre wine, courtesy of Malfunction, a true gent, scholar, connoisseur and piss artiste, that any man would feel proud to stand by, cock in hand, at the urinals.

Signing off Lilo Lil (AKA Eggshell Blonde, the Word(thingtons) Smith).