Run 988 - 06 Aug 2007
Run 988 Monday 6th August 2007
Hares: Sheep Shagger (Terry) and Grace
On on: Gaspachios (Jelly Belly)
Anniversaries:
Beef Steak: 20 runs
Fuck Norris: 30 runs
Streak of Piss: 35 runs
Bagpuss: 45 runs
Sheep Shagger: 55 runs
Willy Wanka: 100 runs
Kindergarten Cop: 115 runs
Swiss Roll: 120 runs
Dogs Bollox: 495 runs
Circle:
Vote on the run: average 7 (until it was discovered that the beer had run out….down to 3!!!)
What Happened.
Me and my mate Pauline couldn’t find the run on the 31st of July so we were VERY pleased to see the regular crowd of perverts, gathered in full view of respectable Spanish society, at the back of La Cala this Monday evening.
Five out of the six virgins, presented to the circle, were MINE!! (i.e. Aunty Pauline’s……Check That Crack’s family and friend)
The other virgin on offer was poor, unsuspecting Maurice….. friend of Patricia’s.
Chicken Shit, Clog Dancer and Gardener, our illustrious (HUGE) visitors, graced us with their presence and, desperate for an audience, a clog dance routine.
The beer stop was successfully discovered, by eager participants, shortly after we got started. Chocolate Brownies much appreciated. Nice short run (stroll)
Closing Circle Antics actually took longer than the “run” itself.
Poor old Fuck Norris discovered that thumbing a lift in the fast lane proves a little difficult at times whilst Strawberry Nipple and Mr. Strawberry took possession of a bunch of flowers in exchange for their blue leather sofa! Flakey got a good deal there but will have to take the dog with him on his boat next time.
Excellent tapas on the On On! Many thanks to the Hares.
Sribed by Check That Crack
