Run 990 - 20 Aug 2007
Run 990 Monday 20th August 2007
Hares: Fender Bender
A marvelous walk to quote one of our members, we started off running along a path following the flour until we hit a perfect place for a 4–way check which unfortunately wasn’t there. We continued following the flour until it ran out which then set off the headless chickens who ran every which way until the call of “On On” came from upto the left. Up a rough path to a road with another perfect place for a 6 way check but all that was found was a CB and an F. Eventually the trail headed along the contour path on the right. Stiff Fanny was heading uphill and ignored the calls of “On Back” to do her own thing. The trail was then directed left, when again even a split would have slowed the FRB’s down. Up this trail before, at last, a great checkback took the FRB’s well down another trail before turning them round. By the time they had got back to the trail the back runners had caught up. More of that please! The pack then headed up to a viewpoint where Septic Scrotum was calling On On and Oh the disappointment when you get to the top only to discover a CB! Again this brought the pack together, well done, before we headed down through the trees which had been burnt out very recently. We eventually emerged from the trees at a large crossroads where there was a check (Numero Uno). Here we headed right down towards the fields and then left to the Beer Stop. The beer stop was a veritable feast with melon, crisps and dip and quiche for all those Unreal men.
As we were about to set off again it was discovered that Stiff Fanny, Flakey and Knockout Neptune were missing. They eventually turned up after having a Committee Meeting at the viewpoint! The rest of the run then followed a pointless loop which joined back with the Wimps trail which was 5 minutes from the On In.
We hardly had time for a drink before the Circle was called to order and the GM gave Down Downs to the Visitor from Almacil, the returnees, the Virgins and the Hares who were awarded a mark of 6.5. Anniverserios – Trailer Trash – 40 runs, Hash Cash 45 runs, Big Bitch 45 runs, Cradle Snatcher 50 runs and Knockout Neptune 105 runs.
Septic Scrotum then took over with numerous down downs including various hashers who had been asked to make up 2 lines of a poem.
The best poem was :-
There was a young man called Johnnie
Who only his mother thought was bonnie
He went on the Hash
Came back with a rash
And now he’s called Septic Scrotum
Spittoon tried to tell a joke but ended up on the ice
As it was dark the circle ended and it was all back to Fender Bender’s large terrace for the On On. Fish and Chips or Beef Pie with Maureen’s Mushy Pies. Very nice they were too, a first for me. It was all followed by Debbies Fruit Pies and Cream which were delicious.
Thanks to the Hares for a “Marvellous Walk” and for your hospitality.
On On to Deja Vue next week.
Big Bitch
