Run 1699 - 14 Jun 2020
Hash Stats:
Hares: Markus Skidius and and Sir Flakey
Marks for the Run: Not cited
Location: La Cala
Number of Hounds: 32ish
Visitors: 0
Virgins: 3
Returners: Not Counted
Anniversarios:
Volley Bollocks 5
Salty Rim 40
French Erection 160
Sir Sparky you old bastard 380
Colonic Irrigation 405
Swiss Roll 585
Top of the shop was
Up Your Bum 730.
Distance: around 6.5km Elevation Change: A lot Completion time: Over 2 hours
Hash Narrative:
Well what a windy day for a windy run.
The hares Stiffanny and Sandra bollocks did a great job on setting a wonderful trail. From the top of the hippodrome the trail went down down down then along the plowed field through some rather mucky water over the river bed and up up up.
The hares were then bought into the circle and received a very good 8.9 for the run. There were a few people punished French erection for new shoes me for not recognizing the new virgin Sarah whom I worked with and have known her for many years but never seen her with casual clothes on. Anniversaries were
We then set off for the on on on meal at the 19th hole and enjoyed copious amounts of average food and shitty wine. No change there then. Well done again the hares, see you all next week for the 1700 AGM run.
On on Colonic ❤️
The Flag Run - Come As Your National Flag
The definition of flag was stretched to breaking point as hashers realised at the last minute they didn’t have one.
Next Run#1699
The Flag Run
Sunday 14 June 2020
16:00 hrs
Hares: Stiffany and Sandra Bollocks
Strictly only 20 Hashers per group.
Social Distancing Rules Still Apply
Circle: The run site is between The Cerrado del Aguila Golf Club and the Hipodromo
Navigation to the Circle: Google Maps link to the circle.
36.525895, -4.656618
Directions:
The run site is between The Cerrado del Aguila Golf Club and the Hipodromo. So head towards either of those and pick up the hash signs.
The Flag Run, bring your country’s Flag or wear the colours or both.
Don’t forget social distancing, keep safe and within the guidelines of the new Phase 3.
Bring your Hash Mugs, and spare shoes also it is a bit dry and prickly out there so recommend long socks.
OnOn: Restaurante Hoyo 19
Camino viejo de Coín, 0 km 4 , 700, 29651 Las Lagunas de Mijas, Málaga
Menu: Choice of Gazpacho or Ensalada. 2nd Chicken, Fish or Veggie. Choice of postre or coffee. Half bottle of vino. 14 Euros
Navigation to The OnOn: Google Maps link to the OnOn.
Directions: See above.