Run - 1857 - 21st May 2023 AGM Run
Occasion : AGM Run
Date: 21/05/23
Run Number: 1857
Hares: Sandra Bollocks and Sir Flakey
Location: Puerto de la Torre
Number of hounds: 21
Visitors: BnB, Premature Cocksucker
Virgins: None
Run Score: 9.99
Anniversaries: 5k Shuffle 180, Pister Bradwee 100, STTI 65.
Confusion reigned from the start as the hares changed the starting location to a pitch under an overpass to get some shelter from the teeming rain.
The Hares, in their wisdom scheduled the AGM for an hour before the Run. The AGM started promptly at 3pm and was dually concluded at 3.05pm, leaving the attendees with 55 minutes to raid the beer chest!
As the rain was bucketing down at this stage and the trail long since washed away, Sir Flakey headed off into the gloom to remark and salvage what he could.
At 4pm, The assistant GM, Kintergarten Cop got proceedings under way and introduced the remaining hare, Sandra Bollocks. The pack assembled for the customary photo, which was delayed for the inclusion of a low flying aircraft which just about skimmed over our heads!
By now the rain had stopped and the sun was making an appearance, so off we went. The Hares had promised a completely flat run, and we were not disappointed.
Late arrivals Bloody Pinocio and Premature Cocksucker battled their way to the front as we headed off around fields of purple thistles that morphed into artichokes. There were lots of deep puddles to be negotiated, raging streams to be jumped over. The further we went, the heavier the footware got as the clinging mud got a grip.
At one stage, Sperm Maid had to be rescued by your scribe when her foot took root in the mud!
By now the pace had quickened up as Dogface, CCI and Gangbang sensed that the beer/cava stop was approaching. Jerrycan and Rub her Turd were spotted trying to dawn as many beers as possible in the time allowed.
We continued on, through a lemon orchard, where we managed to collect a few for the upcoming glampout. Eventually, the overpass appeared, runners hastily washed in the by now, bottomless puddles.
The circle got under way, the Hares dragged out and rightfully punished for the confusing pin drop and for allotting a whole hour for a 5 minute AGM!
RickOShea for attempting to drive in the wrong direction down a busy off ramp!
Anybody with a remote Irish connection after a deafening Ryanair and Aer Cunninglingus flypast!
Announcements dually made, we set off for the On On at the Asador Tita Paqui. We were treated to our own private room, none the less, where we toasted the new committee with cava!
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