Run - 1856 - 14th May 2023 Happy Norges Nasjonaldag!

Date: May 14th, 2023

Hares: From Behind + Blanka Wanka

Run Number: 1856

Location: Torremolinos, near Sunny View School

Number of Hashers: 30

Virgins: Patrick

Visitors: Callgirl + Tex for Fun

Run Score: 9.1

Anniversaries: Bloody Pinocchio 100, Dogface 25, Gangbang 420, Dogkennel 25, SperMaid 345

Report: The Norwegian National Day Run

The run directions took this scribe on a loong loop from the 340 in Torremuelle up to the A7 and back to the 340 in Torremolinos . Should have trusted my guts and just stayed on the 340 as knew very well the location of Sunny View school.

Anyways, got there well in time to register and greet the motley crowd already gathered before the GM ushered us away from the shady trees and into the open for usual briefing incl introduction of nephew Patrick and visitors Callgirl + Tex for Fun.

2 runs were announced and as I chose macho so unable to comment on the walkers trail.

The run started going south and left into a ravine whereafter headed north through 2 tunnels under the motorway and up the rocky hills. Started off with Queen of Trails and Bloody Pinnochio as well as virgin Patrick but lost sight of them when going up the looong dry riverbed which was tough and exhausting. Finally flour indicated a way out to the right where checks had to be broken. Can take some time when you are alone!

Anyways, found the trail and the beer-cava stop near the tarmac road.

The in-trails was announced as 1,8 K but virgin Patrick and yours truely doubled that as got confused with the sign “F” and instead of running through, we went back and through a tunnel to the southern side of the A7 where spent considerable time looking before heading back under the tunnel and along the motorway till we found flour near the tarmac road and back in.

The visitors both remembered 3 hashnames whilst nephew Patrick got a downer for not remembering any. Peter was named Lily Savage after a British crossdresser. Anniversaries listed above all had their rewards and announcements were made for Clampout and AGM run next sunday whereafter the RA Colonic took over and entertained in his ususal fine style.

Pressganged into this scribe but would like to thank the Hares for the Norwegian snaps and efforts setting the run without having wheels. Great of Claudia Shaver to help out.

On2

Sir RHT