Run 1680 - 09 Feb 2020
Hash Stats:
Hares:Speed Bumps, Yogi and and Marcus Skidius
Marks for the Run: 8.4
Location: La Cala de Mijas outskirts near AP7
Number of Hounds: 40
Visitors: Cyst Pit and Piers
Distance: 9.75 k
Virgins: Helen, Sandra, Moton, Martha and James.
Returners: -
Anniversaries:RedHot Chilli 50 runs
Ankle Biter 5
Babak 5
Nickerless 10
Over & Done With 90
Aphrodisiac 29
Salmonella Rushdie 335
Kindergarten Kop 590
Max Elevation:101m Completion time: 1 hours and 55 minutes.
Hash Narrative:
Someone said what a great day for hashing it's going to be
Or another hash shit for Yogi, we will see
The first problem we had was finding where to park for the start
Our carful of hashers was not feeling too smart
Once that issue was finally overcome
Many hashers started to arrive led by Up your bum
But before we could start it was not going to be easy for the Iranian fella
Someone had spotted new shoes being worn by Salmonella
So now he had to drink a beer from his shoe
Before the start of the run could ensue
We had a great turnout of over forty
But some looked decrepit and not too sporty
At last we were off and not short of a check or split
But it didn't stop Pepper Grinder falling head over tit
But the complaints on the run got louder and louder
Oh where, oh where is all the fucking flour?
It appears the hares only one bag used
No wonder why the trail was so bloody confused
The first beer stop was nowhere to be found
Not even with the help of Bella our trusty hound
A second beer stop though soon appeared
Will we run out of beers, should we be feared?
Not to worry at all, Yogi had an enormous beer stash
He had no problems spending all the hash cash
So now for the circle led by Irrigation of the Colonic
Oh shit, this will be a long one, I'll sit down, mine's a gin & tonic!
And then to the On On for Asian cuisine
A food of which I'm not normally so keen
But I was surprised by the food, I ate quite a bit
As for the white wine, it was a load of shit
So if you want a better experience on a hash
Come to Malaga next Saturday, we're having a bash
Some sort of Valentines do
You're all invited and that of course includes you!
(Ed - No advertising for any other Hash on this website please)
Your scribe
Bloody Pinocchio
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Hares:Speed Bumps, Marcus Skidius andYogi
Circle: La Cala de Mijas outskirts near AP7
Navigation to the Circle:Google Maps link to the circle.
Lat. 36.514605° N,-4.69346536° W
Directions: ***See navigation above***
From Fuengirola take the N340 and take the exit for La Cala de Mijas. Turn right heading inland. Past Aldi and at the second roundabout turn left and immediately right alongside the Galp petrol station. Follow Hash signs to the circle.
OnOn: Pura Asia
Av. las Gardenias, 22, 29649 La Cala de Mijas, Málaga
Tel: 951 35 28 53
Navigation to The OnOn:Google Maps link to the OnOn.
OnOn Menu: Two starters, two mains (at least) and a half bottle of wine...15 Euros. You will not be disappointed.
Price: €15.00
Lost Soles or Info:
Phone: +34691120055 +447931341901