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May 15th 2019 - Mijas H3 30th Anniversary:  See below for details of the weekend and how to register  



Next Weeks Run


Rob the Knob and Sandpaper Sally


"Strong shoes advised as sharp grass seeds on some sections of the run"


15th July at 12:00

Inaugural short(ish) run from a new site. If you are an FRB, you can do it twice. Afterwards, bob around in the pool and watch the World Cup on a big screen after gorging on Indian food for €12.00. Drink to excess, courtesy of Sandpaper Sally & Rob the Knob. BRING A CHAIR!

10 Calle Chimango
Urb Cerros Del Aguila 29649

36.533616, -4.666080

Directions: Do you need any? Really?! Here goes then:

Get to Cerros del Aguila. I can’t tell you exactly how, because I don’t know where you all come from, but it’s located a little inland midway between La Cala and Fuengirola and is 3 mins inland from the Hippodromo. There! That should do it.

From the roundabout at Cerros del Aguila, take Av. Aguila Coronada for 120m
Turn left onto Calle Gavilan for 350m
Turn right on Calle Cernicalo for 150m
Turn left onto Calle Milano for 100m
Turn left onto Av. Aguila Coronada for 60m
Turn left onto Calle Chimango
Knob’s End is last house at the end (of course)

Lost? For further confusion, call:
Kindergarten Cop: 686 752 499
StiffFanny: 600 805 907





Future Events




July 22nd 2018 Time 14:00 - 22:00

For our 11th Red Dress Run we have decided to change the time of year..

This year we will be raising money for the Charity Avoi which based in a Children's Oncology Hospital in Malaga.

Their goal in AVOI is to never leave any child without playing and without smiling.

Since 1993, AVOI (Association of Volunteers of Children's Oncology) is dedicated to helping children of the Mother-Child Hospital making their stay as pleasant as possible.

This year we will be setting the run through the streets of Malaga.

Hared by Pussy Galore and One Tit

Come join us for a great cause.






May 15th 2019 - Mijas H3 30th Anniversary:

Price until 30 September 2018 is just 180 Euros. After that the price will go up to €200

Greetings fellow Hashers, I hope this reaches you in good health. 

Preparations for our 30th Anniversary bash are moving on well. We have had to change the hotel we were planning on using, due to a change in management but we have found an even better venue, the ‘Hotel Las Palmeras’, in the centre of Fuengirola. The Saturday night Hash Bash is already confirmed at the hotel and they will be able to take bookings from July 2018. We will be advising you on this later. To check out the hotel, go to  

The itinerary is more or less in place and we will be offering the following:

Wednesday 15th May: Caminito del Rey, (The King’s Walk). Check it out on  A great day out. Depending on the interest, we can organise this trip for you, ourselves.

Thursday 16th May: Red Dress Run. Places are limited, so book now. Cost is 40 euros, which includes your transport, beers, wine, dinner and special Red Dress souvenir. Registration will be at the Hotel Las Palmeras from 10.00-13.00, and coaches will depart 14.00 to take you to the famous pretty white village of Mijas Pueblo for a fun run in aid of the Children’s Cancer Hospital in Malaga. On On will be back in Fuengirola. To make the booking go to 

Friday 17th May: Registration at the Hotel Las Palmeras. This will be from 17.00 to 21.00. There will be ‘welcome’ drinks and snacks and time to meet up with your fellow Hashers and browse the Hash stalls. On On will be at a local live music venue, which is a 2 minute walk from the hotel.

Saturday 18th May: Meet at the Hotel Las Palmeras. Coaches will depart a short walk from the hotel.


Run Number 1, The Ball Breaker, will leave at 11.00.

Run Number 2, River Run, will leave at 12.00.

Run Number 3, Countryside Run, will leave at 12.00.

Run Number 4, Old Farts Run, will leave at 12.00.

All Hashers will be brought back to the Hotel Las Palmeras in time for a spruce up, ready for the 30th Anniversary Hash Bash in the Las Palmeras ballroom, which kicks off at 19.00 and includes a full sit-down 3 course meal with Cava, wine, beer, live music, DJ and acts until 00.00.

Sunday 19th May: Hare of the Dog Run. Leaving from the Hotel Las Palmeras at 12.00 and ending at an amazing Spanish Hacienda with food and wine, plus Flamenco and horse show. Transport back to the Hotel Las Palmeras.

Monday 20th May. Malaga City Hash run. Organised by Malaga H3. Numbers will be limited and costing will come in the next update.

Tuesday 21st May. ‘Gibraltar Rock Run’. This will be based in, you guessed it…. Gibraltar. Again, numbers will be limited and costing will be in the next update.   

As you can see, we are looking at a fantastic event and are also checking with Madrid H3 and Rota H3 (Cadiz) for pre- & post-lube runs.

We are working with ‘Maxy Travel’, should you wish to look at what attractions/tours are available in and around our area, e.g. Ronda, Granada, Cordoba, aqua parks etc. Their web page is and 

We will be back in touch shortly with more details once they have been finalized.

Looking forward to welcoming you our 30th Anniversary Bash.

On On - Mijas H3 Committee. 

For flight information:

You will be flying in to Malaga International airport. All major airlines use Malaga, the most cost effective flights are Easy Jet, Ryan Air, Jet 2, Thomson, Flybe, Airlingus, Norwegian, BA!! The list goes on; Book well in advance and it could be under 100 euro return from the UK! 

Like any good events it’s the people that make it so we hope you will attend. To assist us in getting venues, coaches, tee shirts and goody bag in timely fashion, it will help enormously to register as early as possible, it will also let you get your calendar marked off for this event, we both win. 


The event is limited to 350 People

Included: is Friday night registration party, Saturday runs, Buses, Lunch and Dinner. Sunday run, Lunch, Goodie bag and Lots of BEER,!!!

We are now offering the next 150 people that have registered the price of €180 Euros 

This offer is valid until 30 September 2018. After that the price will go up to €200

Account Name: Mijas Hash House Harriers

Bank Details :Sabadell Bank

IBAN: ES7500810596630001754486


Please give name and reference number with every correspondence.


On On

Mijas Hash House Harriers Committee. 

Face book: Mijas HHH and  for all payment information.




Dalmatian Hash House Harriers
1st Dalmatian Hash Cruise 2002
5th Dalmatia Hash Cruise 2014
Hash Cruisers 2014
6th Dalmatia Hash Cruise 2016
Hash Cruisers 2016
Hashers pre-registrated on MS President
Pre-registrated for MS Tvrdi
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Dalmatian Hash House Harriers
1st Dalmatian Hash Cruise 2002
5th Dalmatia Hash Cruise 2014
Hash Cruisers 2014
6th Dalmatia Hash Cruise 2016
Hash Cruisers 2016
Hashers pre-registrated on MS President
Pre-registrated for MS Tvrdi

Dalmatian Hash House Harriers‎ > ‎
MS President is full! But I got confirmed that we can also have MS Tvrdi. Preregistration will go on as long as the end of August. If at that time will look like the MS Tvrdi could be full I will start receiving payments for the MS Tvrdi. So do, encourage hashers you know to join the Dalmatian Hash Cruise!

Registration Form

We will depart on 16th of June 2018 at 13,00h.
Return to Split will be on Friday 22nd of June 2018 in the late afternoon, but we will stay on the ship over the night and leave the ship in the morning on Saturday 23rd of June 2018.

What is included?

After you get on the ship you will get 3 meals for 6 days and 2 meals one day(one evening is meal free for a dinner on one of the islands), 7 days tourist tax, free draft dark and lager beer, free wine during lunch and dinner time, goody bag, flour to set the run (in our Cruising tradition every day other kennel sets the run) and water for the run.


I made two possible routes. Some people asked to change that South Dalmatian Island Route so I made one going North. But I must say I would go 10 times the southern route without thinking of the North Dalmatia. And then 10 more times. The northern route would include 2 bigger towns (Šibenik and Zadar) and a number of villages or just docks on the islands that we will be passing by. Also there are 2 National Parks and one Park of Nature on the way optional to visit.
Southern Route is more familiar to all those that have been to some of the Hash Cruises. We have more options to chose between a number of nice old towns on those big islands. And the weather is usually better. Last year we had to skip two fantastic islands (Mljet National Park and Vis) but with this metal ship the weather wouldn't be that big issue. I added Island Šipan. So here are the possible routes.

Route South Dalmatia roughly

Saturday: Split - Bol, Island Brač; swimming,hash, HC, bars and pubs in the evening etc...

Sunday: Island Brač - Island Mljet (we will need to buy the ticket to enter the National park with the salt lakes inside the island- tickets not included in the Cruise price), swimming, burning, drinking, run at 18,00h, HC, bars and night clubs etc...

Monday: Island Mljet - Island Šipan, walking, swimming, running, HC etc... Korčula on the Island Korčula in the morning

Tuesday: Island Šipan - Town Korčula on the Island Korčula in the morning ; same boring program - swimming, walking, run, HC etc.

Wednesday: Island Korčula - Island Vis; swimming and burning, run, HC, free evening for dinner on the island...

Thursday: Island Vis - Stari Grad, Island Hvar; run, HC, swimming

Friday: Morning in Stari Grad, departure in the morning, stop for a swim and lunch on Island Šolta, in the afternoon back to Split; hash run or crawl around the Split, last night on the ship

Saturday 25th of June: debarkation in the morning and back to reality

Route North Dalmatia roughly

Saturday: Split - Rogoznica; swimming,hash, HC, bars and pubs in the evening etc...

Sunday: Rogoznica - Šibenik, , visit to National Park Krka (tickets not included in the Hash Cruise price), swimming, run, burning, drinking, HC, bars and night clubs etc...

Monday: Šibenik - Zadar , walking, swimming, running, HC etc...

Tuesday: Zadar - Sali, Island Dugi Otok (Long Island); same boring program - swimming, walking, run, HC etc.

Wednesday: Island Dugi Otok - Kornati National Park (tickets not included in the Hash Cruise price)- Island Murter; swimming and burning, run, HC

Thursday: Island Murter - Island Zlarin; run, HC, swimming

Friday: Island Zlarin - Island Drvenik Veli, departure after the lunch and in the afternoon back to Split; crawl around the Split, last night on the ship

Saturday 25th of June: debarkation in the morning and back to reality


This time our ship will be MS President with the place for 40 hashers. If there will be a big demand in the first month of registration I will consider looking for the other ship.

MS President

MS Prestige
Cabin on MS President

Unfortunately, prices went up and cruises in Adriatic became very popular so they are not keen on giving discounts, but I managed to get some. This will cost you 1030,00 Euros/person on MS President in the double cabin with WC/shower. All the cabins are roomy and the same high category with the cooling system, free WiFi and SAT TV, small water pool on the top deck and small sauna (for 2) . As price is set by the number of beds you can get the single cabin by paying for two beds. In that case contact me directly.

MS Tvrdi

For MS Tvrdi price is made on the number of 26 persons in Cabins with the private facilities (WC/SHW). All the cabins have bunk beds. Price is 780€/hasher. There are also 6 cabins bellow deck that share 2 toilets and showers. Price in those cabins is 570€/hasher. If there will be more then 26 hashers on the MS Tvrdi price in the upper deck cabins could be even lower.

How to register?

Registration works on who-registers-first-gets a cabin of available choices.

First register at: Registration Form

Then I will send you your pre-registration number (PRN). With PRN and your name you should pay registration amount of 400 Euros/hasher in a two (2) weeks time from receiving PRN. If I don't receive your registration fee in that time I will move you to the bottom of the list and in accordance with that assign you another PRN.

The rest you can pay to me on the ship on 16th of June 2018.

If you cancel I will keep 10% of received money. If you need to cancel in the last 3 months before the Cruise try to re-sell your place to someone else because I can't guarantee I would be able to refund your money back, meaning it is hard to get someone else in such a short period before the Cruise.

After I receive your payment you will get to the list. Allocations to the cabins will be on the first / served base. If you need extra position of the cabin try to get as soon as possible to the list or negotiate to other hashers later.
Please, spread the word about the Cruise. I don't have contacts of all the hashers from ex Cruises and also new blood is welcomed.

Contact: Antibiotics


      The Hash Commandments

  1. The GM is always right
  2. When the GM is wrong, Rule 1 applies
  3. The RA is always right except when Rule 1 applies and there shall be no defence.
  4. The RA checks on proper behaviour before, during and between runs. It is left to the RA's discretion as to whether he/she will ignore any transgression, give a private reprimand or make a charge. If a charge is made a penalty will automatically follow.
  5. The penalty for any transgression is one down-down, except when the charge is severe, when a penalty with shame shall apply. A penalty with shame is a down-down taken kneeling down (or on ice if any is available).
  6. Beer is to be drunk when down-downing or poured over your own head. Excessive waste may result in a second down-down with shame.
  7. No Whingers!.
  8. With joyous heart, every Hasher will give Hash Cash 4 Euros every run. Covers beer, water, crisps.
  9. Anyone having knowledge of a transgression by a fellow Hasher may make a charge during the down-downs. A charge will always result in a penalty for either the accused, the accuser, or both, at the discretion of the RA. Charges from the pack can be defended, but poor defence will result in a penalty with shame (see Rule 5).
  10. Intelligence is neither required or appreciated on the Hash. Thinking on the run is a punishable offence.
  11. Short-cutting is allowed. Being caught short cutting is a serious offence (see Rule 10). A short-cutter will be known as an SCB (Short Cutting Bastard).
  12. At more or less regular intervals, every Hasher will be asked to set a run. Since being a Hare is a great honour, refusals are neither expected nor accepted. If the run is passably good, the Hares will be awarded a down-down. If the run or anything about the run is considered to be below standard for MH3, the Hares may face the great honour of the Hash-Shit .
  13. Silent running is a punishable offence.
  14. Every Hasher will be given a Hash Name. They will subsequently be known only by this Hash Name. Failure to observe this rule will result in a charge
  15. The Hash has Internationally accepted forms of communication on the run:- When ON flour shout 'On-On'. When Checking shout 'Checking'. When calling someone back to the correct trail shout 'On Back'. All calling must be at an appropriately high decibel level.  Hashers caught shouting 'On-On' when not in sight of flour will be charged with misleading the Hash. (See Rule 23).
  16. All Hashers should be strongly committed to the Hash and attend gatherings whenever possible. Irregular attendance will be noticed and charged. (i.e. two consecutive absences).
  17. The Hash is a non-competitive run through the local countryside in order to encourage a thirst for beer that should already exist. Aggressive running is totally banned and is a punishable offence. Aggressive runners will be called FRB's (Front Running Bastards). Persistent FRB's may be awarded a down-down prior to a run to curb their enthusiasm.
  18. No crop bashing will occur during the run. Down-down with shame to the offenders.
  19. Stationary checking or refusal to check when so required by the RA will undoubtedly result in a charge.
  20. If the cars are sighted on the run, then the run is officially over and the Hash may proceed to the beer by the most direct route.
  21. Leading the Hash astray is easy. However, the perpetrator of this crime will surely be made to suffer.
  22. The rules are not comprehensive and therefore rule 23 applies.
  23. The GM can add, delete or change, any rule, at any time. No public announcement will be deemed necessary, however transgressions will still result in a charge.
  24. The Hash is democratic and fair but will obey the GM in all matter