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Next Weeks Run & future events


Run 1498

Hare - Big "new knee" Mac.

Sunday 11 December Run.

Run start at 15:00 hrs.will be on the outskirts of Coin coordinates of which are as follows:

MA-3303, 29100 Coín, Málaga, Spain 36.643930, -4.746299

If coming from Mijas/Fuengirola/Calahonda take either Mijas or Entrerios road to Venta Los Morenos/BP Alhaurin roundabout and the take MA3303 direction Coin (passing my pad). Cross over the A366 continuing towards Coin and take an immediate right and right again to a parking area.

If coming from Marbella or parts adjacent take the A366 to Ojen/Monda/Coin and then take the third exit signposted to Coin – the MA3303 and bear left at the top and then take immediate right and right again to parking area.

HHH signage will be at entrance to parking. If coming from elsewhere you will have to figure it out or call Big Mac on 627264551.

I am planning a reasonably flat run with a mix of road (not much); open countryside and woodland of about 7km. Sunday is showing a 10% chance of rain at present.

Finding an On On in these parts and negotiating a deal on a Sunday is challenging especially for a solo hare. I will do my best but it may have to be left to a collective decision of the circle. Choices may be Venta Los Morenos or local Indian or Chinese. What would really be helpful would be an indication of numbers. PLEASE THEREFORE COMMENT ON THIS POST IF YOU BOTH PLAN TO COME AND ALSO STAY FOR ON ON. I have missed the last two weeks but it would appear that numbers are well down although weather obviously had something to do with this! My expectation is less than 20 on run and probably not much more than half of that for on on. Anyone think they know any better?






Future Events




1500 Run 17th 18th December 2016

Just say when to organise the run on 17th December

Sir Flakey to organise 18th December

Overnight stay at Hotel El Puerto Provisionally booked.

Lettika and Martin to check out Mijas Hotel, Valparaiso and Puerto del Sol for OnOn

50 patches to be ordered. 5.00€ each

Christmas Day Run

Details tba

Possibly book Curry house for on on


February 17th to 19th away run

Valencia, Costa Blanca, Madrid.

6 ½ hour drive to venue form here.

At the moment flights 85.00€

Accommodation prices tba.



      The Hash Commandments

  1. The GM is always right
  2. When the GM is wrong, Rule 1 applies
  3. The RA is always right except when Rule 1 applies and there shall be no defence.
  4. The RA checks on proper behaviour before, during and between runs. It is left to the RA's discretion as to whether he/she will ignore any transgression, give a private reprimand or make a charge. If a charge is made a penalty will automatically follow.
  5. The penalty for any transgression is one down-down, except when the charge is severe, when a penalty with shame shall apply. A penalty with shame is a down-down taken kneeling down (or on ice if any is available).
  6. Beer is to be drunk when down-downing or poured over your own head. Excessive waste may result in a second down-down with shame.
  7. No Whingers!.
  8. With joyous heart, every Hasher will give Hash Cash 4 Euros every run. Covers beer, water, crisps.
  9. Anyone having knowledge of a transgression by a fellow Hasher may make a charge during the down-downs. A charge will always result in a penalty for either the accused, the accuser, or both, at the discretion of the RA. Charges from the pack can be defended, but poor defence will result in a penalty with shame (see Rule 5).
  10. Intelligence is neither required or appreciated on the Hash. Thinking on the run is a punishable offence.
  11. Short-cutting is allowed. Being caught short cutting is a serious offence (see Rule 10). A short-cutter will be known as an SCB (Short Cutting Bastard).
  12. At more or less regular intervals, every Hasher will be asked to set a run. Since being a Hare is a great honour, refusals are neither expected nor accepted. If the run is passably good, the Hares will be awarded a down-down. If the run or anything about the run is considered to be below standard for MH3, the Hares may face the great honour of the Hash-Shit .
  13. Silent running is a punishable offence.
  14. Every Hasher will be given a Hash Name. They will subsequently be known only by this Hash Name. Failure to observe this rule will result in a charge
  15. The Hash has Internationally accepted forms of communication on the run:- When ON flour shout 'On-On'. When Checking shout 'Checking'. When calling someone back to the correct trail shout 'On Back'. All calling must be at an appropriately high decibel level.  Hashers caught shouting 'On-On' when not in sight of flour will be charged with misleading the Hash. (See Rule 23).
  16. All Hashers should be strongly committed to the Hash and attend gatherings whenever possible. Irregular attendance will be noticed and charged. (i.e. two consecutive absences).
  17. The Hash is a non-competitive run through the local countryside in order to encourage a thirst for beer that should already exist. Aggressive running is totally banned and is a punishable offence. Aggressive runners will be called FRB's (Front Running Bastards). Persistent FRB's may be awarded a down-down prior to a run to curb their enthusiasm.
  18. No crop bashing will occur during the run. Down-down with shame to the offenders.
  19. Stationary checking or refusal to check when so required by the RA will undoubtedly result in a charge.
  20. If the cars are sighted on the run, then the run is officially over and the Hash may proceed to the beer by the most direct route.
  21. Leading the Hash astray is easy. However, the perpetrator of this crime will surely be made to suffer.
  22. The rules are not comprehensive and therefore rule 23 applies.
  23. The GM can add, delete or change, any rule, at any time. No public announcement will be deemed necessary, however transgressions will still result in a charge.
  24. The Hash is democratic and fair but will obey the GM in all matter