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May 15th 2019 - Mijas H3 30th Anniversary:  See below for details of the weekend and how to register  




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 Xmas Hash Party

FRIDAY 21st December 2018

19:30 Canapies

Dress: Fancy Dress or Come as you wish

Venue: Tree tops El Chaperal

Cost 35 euros

Pay Hash Cash ASAP

Menu ______________________________>>>>>>>



. Tomato & basil soup

Served with a pesto crouton


. Prawn cocktail

Served with Marie Rose sauce






.  Salmon fillet with honey grain mustard sauce

Served with chef’s potatoes & seasonal vegetables


. Roast turkey crown

Served with chef’s potatoes, seasonal vegetables, stuffing,

bacon & chipolata roll, cranberry sauce & gravy


                                     .                                                                                                 Mushrooms and asparagus strogonoff

Served with rice




. Christmas pudding served with brandy sauce


. Apple pie served with homemade custard




Wine: Fortius, Navarra,

Soft drinks & water


January 22nd -  Charity golf Tournament

Charity Golfing Tournament


Mijas Hash House Harriers Charity Golfing Tournament in association with Avoi.

A fund raising event for the Children’s Cancer Hospital in Malaga.
Aim: To have an great day out, play Golf, make new friends, win many prizes and enjoy some tapas and drinks whist helping to raise money to help build a Bone Marrow transplant wing and bring a smile to these terminally ill Children.

Held in La Cala Golf Resort

AVOI Charity Day
Day 22nd January 2019
Asia Course
Price per person: 60 € (VAT included)

This rate includes
- Green fee 18 holes + shared buggy
- Light Tapas lunch after golf
- 10 € donation to AVOI
- Organization of the event, including processing of scorecards and prize giving, many surprises and prizes. !!! for nearest the pin, longest drive and hole in one, to name but just a few.

Meeting 9am Tee off 9.30

To Book your place please contact me.
Jacqueline Watt

0034 952 668 100
0034 639 851 773

February 15-17 2019 JAVEA HASH WEEKEND

This is a preliminary announcement to enable people to save the date and/or book flights.

More details will be provided in late November / early December.

Funny you should ask really... you are promised: 2 spectacular runs & circles, Saturday and Sunday (including transportation to and from the Saturday run)

Been there, done that.

In fact, started doing it 25 years ago!

The shenanigans on the Javea away weekend have passed into Hash legend.

Call us sentimental ol' bastards, but the prospect of reliving the aftermath of one of the best weekends of the Hashing calendar was just too much... so, after incredibly brief debate


Final price this year is not yet confirmed but will be similar. So what do you get for your dosh?

Funny you should ask really... you are promised: 2 spectacular runs & circles, Saturday and Sunday (including transportation to and from the Saturday run)

Saturday dinner & Sunday lunch

A Javea 25th Anniversary t-shirt (sure to become a collector´s item in years to cum!)

Transportation (i.e. bus) to the Saturday run Snacks etc. after the Saturday run

More beer than you can shake a pointed stick at...

Rego Name No. 1 ……………………………………. Hash name: …………………………… T-Shirt size (S, M, L, XL): ……..
Name No. 2 …………………………………… Hash name: ……………………………. T-Shirt size (S, M, L, XL): ……..
Telephone #: ………………………………… E-mail: …………………………………..
Preferred Run: Walk 5 Km, Run 10 Km, Macho run 10+ Km
Special meal requirements: ……………………………………………………
Payment instructions:
For pre-registration please contact Not Half Bad of Madrid HHH ( Costa Blanca Hashers can pre-register locally. We will come back to you later when the price of the weekend is confirmed. Please confirm no later than Jan 21, 2019 Hotels

You need to arrange the hotels yourself.

We are currently talking to the hotels and agreeing rates and expect to have an update on this in November.




May 17th - 19th 2019 - Mijas H3 30TH Anniversary:


(Pre & Post Lubes available at extra cost)


Price until 30 September 2018 is just 180 Euros. After that the price will go up to €200

Greetings fellow Hashers, I hope this reaches you in good health. 

We are almost fully booked, and only have 18 spaces so we are now looking at collecting tee shirt sizes, and foot size (No you are not getting running shoes!!) it’s for socks! Please advise on your T- shirt size and sock size (European shoe size) to this email address.

Any golfers out there? We are possibly looking at arranging a “MijasH3 Golf Challenge” during the week’s activities, this will be at La Cala Golf Resort. More on this in our next up date. Please register your interest.

Lastly, we are working on producing a commemorative magazine and would appreciate your help with photographs and possible contributions for the mag. A drop box will be set up for photographs and other literary contributions. All this and more will be in the next update. 

 To make the booking or any queries (Please give name and registration number) 

Planning for our biggest Anniversary Bash is going well, and we can now confirm the Hash Hotel “Las Palmeras” is now available to take hashers bookings: Please follow these instructions;

For more information on hotel booking please email: or

Additional   Hotel accommodation.

The Hotel Palmeras is now full; therefore we would like to suggest 3 additional Hotels all within a few minutes’ walk from the Hotel Palmeras.

1)  The Hotel El Puerto.

 Paseo Marítimo Rey de España, 32, 29640 Fuengirola, Málaga

Phone952 47 01 00

2)  The Hotel PYR.

Calle Lamo de Espinosa, 10, 29640 Fuengirola, Málaga

Phone952 47 17 00



3)  Hotel Las Rampas.



Calle Pintor Nogales s/n
29640 Fuengirola -Malaga
Tel: (+34) 952 470 900
Fax: (+34) 952 470 912


The itinerary is more or less in place and we will be offering the following:

Wednesday 15th May: Caminito del Rey, (The King’s Walk). Check it out on  A great day out. Depending on the interest, we can organise this trip for you, ourselves.

Thursday 16th May: Red Dress Run. Places are limited, so book now. Cost is 40 euros, which includes your transport, beers, wine, dinner and special Red Dress souvenir. Registration will be at the Hotel Las Palmeras from 10.30-12.30, and coaches will depart 12.30 sharp to take you to the famous pretty white village of Mijas Pueblo for a fun run in aid of the Children’s Cancer Hospital in Malaga. On On will be back in Fuengirola. To make the booking go to 

Friday 17th May: Registration at the Hotel Las Palmeras. This will be from 17.00 to 21.00. There will be ‘welcome’ drinks and snacks and time to meet up with your fellow Hashers and browse the Hash stalls. On On will be at a local live music venue, which is a 2 minute walk from the hotel.

Saturday 18th May: Meet at the Hotel Las Palmeras. Coaches will depart a short walk from the hotel.

Runs for Saturday: 

Run Number 1, The Ball Breaker, will leave at 11.00.

Run Number 2, River Run, will leave at 12.00.

Run Number 3, Countryside Run, will leave at 12.00.

Run Number 4, Old Farts Run, will leave at 12.00.

All Hashers will be brought back to the Hotel Las Palmeras in time for a spruce up, ready for the 30th Anniversary Hash Bash in the Las Palmeras ballroom, which kicks off at 19.00 and includes a full sit-down 3 course meal with Cava, wine, beer, live music, DJ and acts until 00.00.

Sunday 19th May: Hare of the Dog Run. Leaving from the Hotel Las Palmeras at 12.00 and ending at an amazing Spanish Hacienda with food and wine, plus Flamenco and horse show. Transport back to the Hotel Las Palmeras.

Monday 20th  May: Malaga Hash House Harriers”  this run is also limited numbers as it will be in Malaga City, so if you are interested in joining this run please register. Price to be advised. (Now full)

Tuesday 21st  May: Gibraltar Rock Run” This is Stiffanny & Streaky`s run around the famous Rock of Gibraltar, there will only be one (1) coach for this run, so book early if you would like to go. The cost is 65 Euros. This will include coach transportation, T-shirt, dinner and run costs.

As you can see, we are looking at a fantastic event and are also checking with Madrid H3 and Rota H3 (Cadiz) for pre- & post-lube runs.

We will be back in touch shortly with more details once they have been finalized.

Looking forward to welcoming you our 30th Anniversary Bash.

On On - Mijas H3 Committee. 

Flight information:

You will be flying in to Malaga International airport. All major airlines use Malaga, the most cost effective flights are Easy Jet, Ryan Air, Jet 2, Thomson, Flybe, Airlingus, Norwegian, BA!! The list goes on; Book well in advance and it could be under 100 euro return from the UK! 

Like any good events it’s the people that make it so we hope you will attend. To assist us in getting venues, coaches, tee shirts and goody bag in timely fashion, it will help enormously to register as early as possible, it will also let you get your calendar marked off for this event, we both win. 


The event is limited to 350 People

Included: is Friday night registration party, Saturday runs, Buses, Lunch and Dinner. Sunday run, Lunch, Goodie bag and Lots of BEER,!!!

We are now offering the next 150 people that have registered the price of €180 Euros 

This offer is valid until 30 September 2018. After that the price will go up to €200

Account Name: Mijas Hash House Harriers

Bank Details :Sabadell Bank

IBAN: ES7500810596630001754486


Please give name and reference number with every correspondence.


On On

Mijas Hash House Harriers Committee. 

Face book: Mijas HHH and  for all payment information.




We will depart on 15th of June 2019 at 13,00h.

Return to Split will be on Friday 21st of June 2019 in the late afternoon, but we will stay on the ship over the night and leave the ship in the morning on Saturday 22nd of June 2019 before 09,00h.


What is included?


After you get on the ship you will get 3 meals for 6 days and 2 meals one day(one evening is meal free for a dinner on one of the islands), 7 days tourist tax, entrance tickets for the NP, free draft dark and lager beer, free wine during lunch and dinner time, goody bag, flour to set the run (in our Cruising tradition every day other kennel sets the run) and water for the run.


ROUTE roughly


Day 1 Split - Rogoznica

Day 2 Rogoznica - Skradin (NP Krka) - Šibenik

Day 3 Šibenik - NP Kornati - Sali (Dugi otok)

Day 4 Sali (Dugi otok) - Island Ugljan - Zadar

Day 5 Zadar - Tkon (Island Pašman) - Slanica (Island Murter)

Day 6 Slanica (Island Murter) - Island Drvenik Veli

Day 7 Island Drvenik Veli - Split


Ships will be MS President with the place for 40 hashers and MS Tvrdi with max. 38 places.This will cost you 1050,00 Euros/person on MS President in the double cabin with WC/shower. All the cabins are roomy and the same high category with the cooling system, free WiFi and SAT TV, small water pool on the top deck and small sauna (for 2) . As price is set by the number of beds you can get the single cabin by paying for two beds. In that case contact me directly.

MS Tvrdi in the cabins with the private facilities (WC/SHW) price is 800€/hasher. All the cabins have bunk beds. There are also 6 cabins bellow deck that share 2 toilets and showers. Price in those cabins is 590€/hasher. 


Registration works on who-registers-first-gets a cabin of available choices.


First register at: Registration Form


Then I will send you your pre-registration number (PRN). With PRN and your name you should pay registration amount of 400 Euros/hasher in a two (2) weeks time from receiving PRN. If I don't receive your registration fee in that time I will move you to the bottom of the list and in accordance with that assign you another PRN.


Until the end of this year I will ask you additional 200€/person.


The rest you can pay to me on the ship on 15th of June 2019.


If you cancel I will keep 10% of received money. If you need to cancel in the last 3 months before the Cruise try to re-sell your place to someone else because I can't guarantee I would be able to refund your money back, meaning it is hard to get someone else in such a short period before the Cruise.


After I receive your payment you will get to the list. Allocations to the cabins will be on the first / served base. If you need extra position of the cabin try to get as soon as possible to the list or negotiate to other hashers later.

Please, spread the word about the Cruise. I don't have contacts of all the hashers from ex Cruises and also new blood is welcomed. 


Contact: Antibiotics


      The Hash Commandments

  1. The GM is always right
  2. When the GM is wrong, Rule 1 applies
  3. The RA is always right except when Rule 1 applies and there shall be no defence.
  4. The RA checks on proper behaviour before, during and between runs. It is left to the RA's discretion as to whether he/she will ignore any transgression, give a private reprimand or make a charge. If a charge is made a penalty will automatically follow.
  5. The penalty for any transgression is one down-down, except when the charge is severe, when a penalty with shame shall apply. A penalty with shame is a down-down taken kneeling down (or on ice if any is available).
  6. Beer is to be drunk when down-downing or poured over your own head. Excessive waste may result in a second down-down with shame.
  7. No Whingers!.
  8. With joyous heart, every Hasher will give Hash Cash 4 Euros every run. Covers beer, water, crisps.
  9. Anyone having knowledge of a transgression by a fellow Hasher may make a charge during the down-downs. A charge will always result in a penalty for either the accused, the accuser, or both, at the discretion of the RA. Charges from the pack can be defended, but poor defence will result in a penalty with shame (see Rule 5).
  10. Intelligence is neither required or appreciated on the Hash. Thinking on the run is a punishable offence.
  11. Short-cutting is allowed. Being caught short cutting is a serious offence (see Rule 10). A short-cutter will be known as an SCB (Short Cutting Bastard).
  12. At more or less regular intervals, every Hasher will be asked to set a run. Since being a Hare is a great honour, refusals are neither expected nor accepted. If the run is passably good, the Hares will be awarded a down-down. If the run or anything about the run is considered to be below standard for MH3, the Hares may face the great honour of the Hash-Shit .
  13. Silent running is a punishable offence.
  14. Every Hasher will be given a Hash Name. They will subsequently be known only by this Hash Name. Failure to observe this rule will result in a charge
  15. The Hash has Internationally accepted forms of communication on the run:- When ON flour shout 'On-On'. When Checking shout 'Checking'. When calling someone back to the correct trail shout 'On Back'. All calling must be at an appropriately high decibel level.  Hashers caught shouting 'On-On' when not in sight of flour will be charged with misleading the Hash. (See Rule 23).
  16. All Hashers should be strongly committed to the Hash and attend gatherings whenever possible. Irregular attendance will be noticed and charged. (i.e. two consecutive absences).
  17. The Hash is a non-competitive run through the local countryside in order to encourage a thirst for beer that should already exist. Aggressive running is totally banned and is a punishable offence. Aggressive runners will be called FRB's (Front Running Bastards). Persistent FRB's may be awarded a down-down prior to a run to curb their enthusiasm.
  18. No crop bashing will occur during the run. Down-down with shame to the offenders.
  19. Stationary checking or refusal to check when so required by the RA will undoubtedly result in a charge.
  20. If the cars are sighted on the run, then the run is officially over and the Hash may proceed to the beer by the most direct route.
  21. Leading the Hash astray is easy. However, the perpetrator of this crime will surely be made to suffer.
  22. The rules are not comprehensive and therefore rule 23 applies.
  23. The GM can add, delete or change, any rule, at any time. No public announcement will be deemed necessary, however transgressions will still result in a charge.
  24. The Hash is democratic and fair but will obey the GM in all matter