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We need volunteers - no hares no Hash! If you have a run Please contact Up yer bum (699 55 62 53) at the next run.

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Next Weeks Run & future events

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Run 1505

Hares:SPEEDBUMPS & AQUASEX

Sunday 22nd January, Time tba but probably 3pm.

EL HIGUERON please wear good shoes, be fit etc we will set separate trail for the "SWINGERS" so no excuses for anyone!

On-On at BBQ place "Bar Osunillas" close by good parking...

 

 

Future Events

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Ski  hash Run this year..
Something different this year the Valentines Day Run will be held on Sunday 12th Feb up in Sierra Nevada. Yes a Romantic Ski hash...
For everyone going to Sunday Ski Run it will add to your Mijas Run stats.Even if you dont ski.
There is no Run planned on the coast so if anyone wants to make an alternative run please see Aquasex ( hareline to put your name down to Hare it)
Dates from Friday 10th to Monday 13th Feb..
Please put your names down if you are coming and if you would like to go to one or of all of the days.. Need to book resturant for the Sunday night especially..
There will be spaces in cars for none drivers
List of Hotels and Apartments that sleep 1 to 6 persons per room.. are below that I found on booking,com, but we have all been there at some point so you can make your choices
Apartamentos Todosierranevada
Hotel Kenia Nevada
Hotel Nevasur
Hotel Telecabina
Hotel Melia Sierra Nevada
GMH Monachil
For those that havent everyone welcome send me a message and I will point you in the right direction..
Im already booked in at Hotel Melia Sierra Nevada from fri 10th- 13th Feb..
Many Hotels getting up booked up guys..!!!
On On GM
 

 

Javier

February 17th to 19th away run

Valencia, Costa Blanca, Madrid.

6 hour drive to venue from here.

At the moment flights 85.00€

Accommodation prices tba.

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      The Hash Commandments

  1. The GM is always right
  2. When the GM is wrong, Rule 1 applies
  3. The RA is always right except when Rule 1 applies and there shall be no defence.
  4. The RA checks on proper behaviour before, during and between runs. It is left to the RA's discretion as to whether he/she will ignore any transgression, give a private reprimand or make a charge. If a charge is made a penalty will automatically follow.
  5. The penalty for any transgression is one down-down, except when the charge is severe, when a penalty with shame shall apply. A penalty with shame is a down-down taken kneeling down (or on ice if any is available).
  6. Beer is to be drunk when down-downing or poured over your own head. Excessive waste may result in a second down-down with shame.
  7. No Whingers!.
  8. With joyous heart, every Hasher will give Hash Cash 4 Euros every run. Covers beer, water, crisps.
  9. Anyone having knowledge of a transgression by a fellow Hasher may make a charge during the down-downs. A charge will always result in a penalty for either the accused, the accuser, or both, at the discretion of the RA. Charges from the pack can be defended, but poor defence will result in a penalty with shame (see Rule 5).
  10. Intelligence is neither required or appreciated on the Hash. Thinking on the run is a punishable offence.
  11. Short-cutting is allowed. Being caught short cutting is a serious offence (see Rule 10). A short-cutter will be known as an SCB (Short Cutting Bastard).
  12. At more or less regular intervals, every Hasher will be asked to set a run. Since being a Hare is a great honour, refusals are neither expected nor accepted. If the run is passably good, the Hares will be awarded a down-down. If the run or anything about the run is considered to be below standard for MH3, the Hares may face the great honour of the Hash-Shit .
  13. Silent running is a punishable offence.
  14. Every Hasher will be given a Hash Name. They will subsequently be known only by this Hash Name. Failure to observe this rule will result in a charge
  15. The Hash has Internationally accepted forms of communication on the run:- When ON flour shout 'On-On'. When Checking shout 'Checking'. When calling someone back to the correct trail shout 'On Back'. All calling must be at an appropriately high decibel level.  Hashers caught shouting 'On-On' when not in sight of flour will be charged with misleading the Hash. (See Rule 23).
  16. All Hashers should be strongly committed to the Hash and attend gatherings whenever possible. Irregular attendance will be noticed and charged. (i.e. two consecutive absences).
  17. The Hash is a non-competitive run through the local countryside in order to encourage a thirst for beer that should already exist. Aggressive running is totally banned and is a punishable offence. Aggressive runners will be called FRB's (Front Running Bastards). Persistent FRB's may be awarded a down-down prior to a run to curb their enthusiasm.
  18. No crop bashing will occur during the run. Down-down with shame to the offenders.
  19. Stationary checking or refusal to check when so required by the RA will undoubtedly result in a charge.
  20. If the cars are sighted on the run, then the run is officially over and the Hash may proceed to the beer by the most direct route.
  21. Leading the Hash astray is easy. However, the perpetrator of this crime will surely be made to suffer.
  22. The rules are not comprehensive and therefore rule 23 applies.
  23. The GM can add, delete or change, any rule, at any time. No public announcement will be deemed necessary, however transgressions will still result in a charge.
  24. The Hash is democratic and fair but will obey the GM in all matter